By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
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kaylamarriee 10

Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)

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kaylamarriee 10

Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)

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kaylamarriee 10

No need for all of that, just trying to put some positivity into the FML instead of jokes like most people.

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Octwo 16

Positive attitudes confuse and infuriate FML users.

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baseballbv 17

Well you still possibly have your mom's blessing.

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Kyle1dc 17

Dick move on the dad's part.

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HersheySquirts 17

Thats why the dad is a dick. He cant get his own dick to move.

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jack_jill05 14

erectile dysfunction.

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Kyle1dc 17

#32 To put it bluntly, your pecker doesn't work like its supposed to hence why the dad wanted to have something dick related to compensate.

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mvc3ftw 17

Encyclopedia Dramatica

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ckerane 16

congratulations on getting engaged. wish you all the best

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ImTheAlpha 30

While being married is a very normal, commonplace thing, it's still very exciting when someone close to you is getting married. He seems to have some issues. If he came to the wedding without you knowing for sure how he's gonna react, he will probably ruin it. No one wants their wedding (since many hope they only have one) to be ruined by family.

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LittleBells 17

This may sound really harsh but I suggest not inviting him if he's being a dick like that about your happy day. Congratulations!!

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deathfyre8 13

Your dad seems like a dick, FYL and **** your fiancé's life.

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LebanonBaby 26

Omg you're so negative.. You can't just call her dad that :|

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hope27 15

41 umm yeah he can call him a dick because op's dad was acting like a dick. He ruined a special announcement for his son and basically said their marriage isn't going to make it.

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volcanes_jovenes 6

What does the fiancee have to do with this? Nowhere in the FML did he say anything bad about her...

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chinaski7628 32

48-- the fiancée will have a dick for a father-in-law, hence the 'F your fiancée's life'.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

48 He did, he said "the bitch will take all the money in the divorce" the bitch being the fiancee. It's a pretty sexist, nasty remark.

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Journiexo 18

Don't let him ruin your mood OP, congratulations! (:

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MaybeFML 9

He's just upset that he can't get ****** anymore while you get all the newlywed sex you want

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RedPillSucks 31

wow. selfcentered jerk

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Earths_Venus 25

Well, someone's a little bitter and twisted...

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