By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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Queensland 27

Out of all the things you could've said, that's probably the most fabulous! I hope they took it as a joke OP, that's hilarious :-)

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xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

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YawMoney 14

They probably don't approve it for the "not married"

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xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

I stand corrected #7. Lol

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BlueMedusa 21

Nor did it say they walked outside. They were more than likely inside, where the OP was able to talk to them.

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apk892 7

The dressing rooms for stores are usually all the way in the back and that particular store tends to have them away from the entrance considering the women are trying on lingerie. The parents were more likely than not browsing around the store when they ran into him.

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Bloink 25

33 got thumbed down but i agree with them, you cant see the dressing rooms from outside the store

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nix1993 41

#33- It says his girlfriend was in the fitting room, not OP. He could quite easily have been near the entrance. If they were in the store OP would have been more likely to say 'Her parents walked in and saw me' not walked 'by'.

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allie2590 31

38 - It seems unlikely to me that a guy would be browsing around a Victoria's Secret store while his girlfriend is in the changeroom. If anything, he would probably be waiting right by the changeroom.

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thisis16charlong 10

It says walked by, not walked by the store, it could mean, walked by the change rooms

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Just_A_Tree 20

I generally wander around the store while the person I'm there with is changing. I have a short attention span...

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nix1993 41

#65 so does my other half. Although in Victoria's Secret he walks round looking for things he wants me to try on. Wishful thinking, my friend.

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Just_A_Tree 20

The number one most "I feel your pain" moment I have ever experienced was when I was shopping with a girl, and I see this other dude with a girl. We eventually made eye contact and we both had the same facial expression, like we wanted nothing more than to turn to the girl we were with and say "Can we please go to GameStop and look at some action games, or go see a movie made by Michael Bay?" We both just looked 100% done with shopping.

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Blake77_fml 19

What if his girlfriends birthday or something was coming up and he was gonna get her something nice, there are multiple other possibilities

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SpicyDuck 22

But they were in there scoping out reasons to not like it...?

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teentee401 36

They weren't inside it, they were just walking by

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LostMy_Marbles 24

They probably don't approve of their daughter wearing Victoria Secret, but don't mind some for themselves ;)

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SpicyDuck 22

17, But IF he was with her at the change rooms, those are tucked wayyy in the back.

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chill99 15

Just don't tell them that their daughter is now a "lesbian"

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bdog0017 5

Uhh it's a bf gf relationship the daughters not gay

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stzmel 7

the joke just flew over your head, didn't it?

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Queensland 27

Out of all the things you could've said, that's probably the most fabulous! I hope they took it as a joke OP, that's hilarious :-)

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lexiieeex3 32

OP could have just said he was buying her perfume or something...

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russfml 31

It wasn't a tongue slip, it was a terrible last second excuse and hilarious

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sunnyray812 42

People under high amounts of pressure can say the most ridiculous things. They don't mean to say it at all. It just comes out.

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Kalipczo 21

lmao, out of all the excuses yoy could have used... dying to know their response, follow up please OP!

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Kyle1dc 17

scumbag brain, honestly why do you do this?!

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vigoss_fml 4

coolest possible answer! and I really mean it :) i don't know how to vote, though, because your life doesn't suck and I don't really think that you deserved it either...

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