Never again

By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
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nooblper 21

You considered him a real catch and a potential soulmate... why, exactly? All based on looks?

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PinkasaurusRex 25

Don't sweat it, OP. You'll find your real soulmate someday. You can just laugh this experience off later; it'll be a great story to tell.

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PinkasaurusRex 25

Don't sweat it, OP. You'll find your real soulmate someday. You can just laugh this experience off later; it'll be a great story to tell.

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jonjonguapito 15

Embarrasment. A guy's way of getting out without hurting her feelings.

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YodaMyNameIs 15

Sometimes embarrassment is worse than having your feelings hurt and I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to get out.

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Honest_Guy 10

I agree with 13, and I love 13's name

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bris_63 18

That sucks, OP. But, there's a lot more fish in the sea!

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Ludale06 3

over fishing is a problem tho

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hiitisbrooke 28

At least you'll never be bored! And, from the stuff I've seen on here, there are much worse fetishes.

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LadyLuck93 20

Never trust online dating.

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LadyLuck93 20

Sounds like a person you would meet online tho, just saying.

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Sigilwen 24

Not really, could be some one op works or has class with. you can see some one every day and not really know them or how they act.

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CommentKing207 23

Some people are just straight up weird. Trust me, I've liked girls and it didn't work out because they were either creepy or clingy. You'll find the one for you sometime OP, don't feel bad about 1 date. Get back out there and find someone perfect!

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nooblper 21

You considered him a real catch and a potential soulmate... why, exactly? All based on looks?

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alisha0215 12

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Isa_fml 20

She's being sarcastic, you ******* idiot.

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hipposteve 21

Take your time. its not a race to meet someone compatable.

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Jakk100 20

I'm wondering if you considered him so highly before, or after he started proclaiming such weird things. If it was before I'm more concerned as to why he didn't voice his odd opinions sooner!

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