By TheLoneSoul - 13/09/2015 14:22 - France

Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
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Cads1 24

So what exactly does your wife do other than another man/woman?

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toametru1 12

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mcsammo11 12

you think she would have called before 3 years passed

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TheNewGuy03 28

...2, you can't be that dense. No, you can't... Even if she had a damn good explanation, it still would not be enough (in my eyes). It's just outright ******-up, through and through.

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IamHercules 24

Ok, what if she was kidnapped and just escaped? Is that still not enough of a explanation for you?

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TheNewGuy03 28

72 -- that would literally be the *only* thing that would work, and she better have some proof. If she just calls me up after that long and says something along the lines of "Oh, hey, honey, how's everything? It's been a while, huh? Oh yeah, some guy kidnapped me and I managed to escape. Took me 3 years. Phew!" ... yeah, she's getting the hammer (proverbially, of course).

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MDoremis 38

Most definitely. I want to know what happened!

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Oblivion239 21

This has to be the most/one of the most confusing FMLs. It needs a follow up

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radiocaf 29

I'm with you guys. This needs some story, we want details OP! :)

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jc1015 25

here ya go op's wife left him and he's too stupid to have figured it out. he's also stupid for not divorcing her ass after a month.

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msmedieval 11

I'm sorry OP, I can't imagine how that must've felt like.

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psychopolarbear 28

I might not be able to imagine it, but I think "ouch" sums it up nicely.

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Earths_Venus 25

Sounds like she's got some EXplaining to do.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Certainly a lot of "business," and not the kind that involves companies. This might be one of the most WTF FMLs I have seen...

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Cads1 24

So what exactly does your wife do other than another man/woman?

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MrThump 16

Ever seen castaway with Tom Hanks? It's a great movie.

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skelemirth 2

Yoh Dude! that is one LOOOONG ass Business trip!

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