By lhazel - 17/09/2015 02:36 - United States - Mount Juliet

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
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Cads1 24

Lucky for you, guys never really grow up.

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MDoremis 38

I'd be such an alcoholic if I dated a bartender.

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BadKitty13 28

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd then you dumped him right ??

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pooldude 24

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd we have that "dump him" comment that has almost become a ritual on FML....

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derangedplanet 23

while this may be true of being set in stone it's kinda a have to now. like a magic trick, *poof she made all your dreams come true...or just the one.*

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Cads1 24

Lucky for you, guys never really grow up.

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derangedplanet 23

It's also for the most part true. however, it's the type of people that don't grow up. not the gender. so as to say, some people got that growing up shit down. some people would much rather drink and smoke pot thier whole life and thats okay too. but its not growing up really. this man clearly belongs to the latter type of people who do not

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MrPigu 3

#22 How the hell can you tell that "This man clearly belong to the latter type of person" If the only thing you know about him are: 1. He is male 2. He wants to be a bartender 3. He has a slight sense of humour.

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momof3honeybee 13

Some men's toys just get bigger and some men grow up.

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derangedplanet 23

People don't usually want to be a bartender when they plan to grow up? it's the dream job for someone who wants to get women and have discounted alcohol. it's an overall fun job. and in my opinion. I don't like the people who "grow up" who the hell wants to be near an accountant?

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saraaa2552 15

Well he's gonna go far in life...

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dca101 23

You can help him out with that by dumping his ass.

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DMA0712 22

You can grant him his second wish right now.

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MDoremis 38

I'd be such an alcoholic if I dated a bartender.

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sandhusaurous 6

And fat...oh wait

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I_Like_Dogs 28

Everyone here is saying that OP should dump him... I think that's his way of dumping OP. He just made it a lot easier.

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jizzyinmypants 8

haha im more impressed that this shit made it through moderation

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