By Bec - 25/07/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
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maddybopeep 2

can't pick your family, fyl

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xleanne_aLly 23

dope- f*ck tha police it's a remix by nwa

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seanders 10

Wow your brother is an Imbecile. I smoked a joint WITH a cop once lmao. And even if they catch you with a joint, they'll take it away and tell you to **** off lol.

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enonymous 8

Australian version of Cheech and Chong not as funny as I had hoped. "Dave's not here mate"

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Hi_I_am_Q 0

54- I love your picture man!!

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dolphincheddar 10

cops are always around my house ever since those officers disappeared.. it was worth it though, they were tasty

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purplepizza21 0

now, I'm not a grammar Nazi but I love how just about everyone misspells neighbor

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purplepizza21 0

now I'm not a grammar Nazi but I love how every one misspells neighbor

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Opium_Production 5

I thought it was I before E. Except after C. I forget the rest.

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cc_the_beast 6

OP, was this the genius I saw on the news who got himself stuck between a retaining wall and a fence?

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x_KL_x 7

I saw that too, it was in Sydney so chances are yes.

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cc_the_beast 6

I'm gunna go with yes anyway...

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WishResign 0

54, that's awesome. wish I met a cool cop like that only with blunts. blunts >>> joints

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TheChampagneBoi 5

silly gooosse

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

21 not at first I remember when I first started I would get extremely paranoid but now I never get paranoid.

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iLOLatURpain69 7

It must be the ganja!

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j_cat187 19

weed makes the world crazy.As log as you are cool with the cops, they wont **** with you.

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bored2tearz 0

completely depends on the area in Utah no way. You're the devil in their eyes. in kentucky most cops view it as a waste of there time.

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poy2x 0

this FML reminds me of the first transformers movie

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fadingfaith 4

...It's the marijuana that's creeping upon me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind I like your profile pic btw.

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fadingfaith 4

This was to #57.

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Haha tyvm ;)

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TheRealSIDeal 1

Dave chappelle to neil Patrick Harris. undercover brother. 2002. I sound like that guy from I love you Beth cooper except I'm not gay

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dolphincheddar 10

why does 2 remind me of the wicked witch of the west? hmm :/

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littlemissFYL 5

I was thinking more of the witch from wicked, cheddar. lol, I love your facial expression 2! xD

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2ndSucks 15

Personally, I like her eyebrows the best. Very 'evil genius' ish.

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BaconDave 12

*looks at 2's picture* I can see that

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maddybopeep 2

can't pick your family, fyl

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littlemissFYL 5

if the little kiddy in your profile picture is related to you, I wouldn't see why you would want to pick your family:) lmao awe

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xCrazyWhiteGirlx 0

paranoid, much?

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Ldesu 0

No, he can't be paranoid. That's just where the pineapple express led him to, man.

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JodeMiVida 13

At least you weren't the ones robbed.

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RMRaidersNumbah3 0

6 - wtf ?! why is your profile picture a picture of my eyes ?

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BBGxBlondie 6

Wouldn't it be better? Just a thought. I don't really care about shitty spelling - its the juice that the FML has inside.

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GnarShreder13 0

yea u woulda lost your sweet bong

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nuggin0917 1

this guys family is normal compared to mine

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omgcookeys 15

mine are too over protective.. they won't let me buy ice cream from a truck because they think that "the mexicans poisoned it" btw, I'm not racist, that was a quote, it was not my intention to offend you if you are Mexican.

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Hockeyboy4280 18

9- Then you'll fall head over heels for my family.

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iAintEvenMad 0

Imagine explaining that one.

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maggiemay1313 0

it wouldve sucked more if you could spell.(:

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BBGxBlondie 6

I think you mean 'would be better if OP could spell' And your giving a spelling lesson?!

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trevishere 7

It would've been better if you used correct grammar. [=

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ilovepandas213 0

Check their country of origin. Words are spelled differently in different countries.

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krysteague 1

you're. So, just to clarify, the person who corrected the person who corrected the person was just corrected. Everyone let's just play nice.

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toddlesscott 0

I was going to say that! lol

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