By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
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FernAdele 9

how did you not notice?

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FernAdele 9

how did you not notice?

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HappyCynic 0

His right eye is glass?

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urdirtyolduncle 15

"The creepy girl in my history class.." Ahh.. don't we all have one those in atleast one of our classes. It's probably the same girl that gave her number to some guy and when he called her, he asked about her friend that he was too shy to talk to.

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YoTengoTomatoes 7

I bet she counts other people's freckles since she compared OP's freckles to other people's..

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Kyzahhh 7

Because obviously this girl is a certified creeper and kept it on the low low

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indielove 13

Time to ask for a transfer! She sounds crazy, and soon she'll be lurking around your house.

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fanceh 10

65- when I first read that, I saw ginger, not clinger. :P

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EvilPotato 14

That's good to know, you should thank her you might have the world record for the most freckles on someones face.

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MrShizzBear 0

did you ask her how many? I'd be fascinated haha

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StopDropNRoll 11

No one answered the question. She's obviously a ninja

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Kyzahhh 7

If you look at the 4th comment I clearly stated she is a creeper and kept it on the low low that's why OP did not notice

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pixelebrate 0

If the nerd is a hottie and you can't control knowledge tell the teachheeerr.

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Mathis92987 7

I'm pretty sure OP did notice. He obviously thought she was creepy for a reason.

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zendaddy0 0

Did you win a trophy?

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Grimmerie 31

35 - on the "low low?" really? slang nowadays is getting ridickinabox.

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macanderson 2

now tell her to count the warts on her ass and compare

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ilikesupras 0

you're sooo gorgeous.

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changesinme 0

She was probably using a binoculars from the other building

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witterlands 2

That sounds lovely :)

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mr_miyagi 0

ypu know what they say about guys with a lot of freckles... yeah me neither

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SpaceMan55 1

She's a keeper for sure

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WolfsGuns 0

81, I wondered why no one made that joke yet.

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ntherewas1 11

Why do we assume it's a he? I only see 'anonymous' but then again I'm on my phone..

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kickazz16 15

That's creepy...tell her to go count her pubes :)

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olpally 32

I wonder how many she was able to count.. Jk.. That's just creepy as hell..

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KingDingALing 9

1...2...3.... What? Oh, you were talking about the girl's pubes...

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sarapsosis 1

1, 2, 3,... ha ha haaaaaaaaa! (count Dracula) ( you know...the one from sesame street) ( yeah) p.s. (I like parentheses)

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Ima_monster_x3 12

It's a compliment.. Kind of..

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mgsoloist 14

Haha no. Last time I checked, being a male ginger would suck. Girls can be cute as a ginger. Guys can't. Ever.

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koolkat27 13

Ron weasley is the only good kind of male Ginger.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Chad Pennington was kickass. When he wasn't injured.

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lol32360 0

I'm not a Ginger and I have freckles...

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j_cat187 19

Don't stay out too late or the gingers will get you

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spanelli 16

My English teacher once admitted she was the reason why Gingers apparently "don't have souls". O.o

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misfits911 0

only a Ginger would say that!

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AnaBanana1918 7

Now that's just creepy! RUN!

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crazychick1269 7

yea I agree... RUN FOREST RUN!

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denvan 0

Run Freckle kid run more like it

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Runninvegan 8

I bet OP has no soul... Freckles *Shivers*

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ikickgingers 15

Gingers have no soul!!!!!!!

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AgentSmith79 9

And gingers have lots of freckles. Duh.

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