By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
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xlord 27

Solution: get a dog and talk through that

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bfrench95 0

Slap that crazy pussy!

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The_Instigator 11

Cat ladies aren't crazy, just misunderstood.

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RocketNinjaFish 12

How is that even possible?

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LiveLaughFML 10

curiosity killed OP :S

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fthislyfe 22

Sometimes comments are funnier the FML. Like this time.

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kangas94 6

Ignore her or tell her to stop! that is the best way

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zombicidal 11

sounds like a lot of things could get lost in translation

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fanceh 10

Enjoy talking to your moms pussy for a while.

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Marcella1016 31

Mom: "Mr. Cuddles, tell izu I'm not speaking to him!" Mr. Cuddles: -_-

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ShyAnn29 14

Cats talk, they say "meow" I think OPs mom has problems..

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FarSide 22

Well after all, pussy is the universal language that everyone understands.

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changesinme 0

Mom: Tell my child to get his room cleaned Cat: Meow meow Mom: Now! Cat: Meow? Mom: Didn't you hear what I said? Cat: meow meow meow? -mom kicks cat- -cat flys to OP and claws his face- Unless it happens like this, I'm not saying your life is ******!

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XxHoPPoxX 8

A good cat is a dead cat

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rattusrattus 18

Respond through the medium of interpretive kung-fu style tantric sex?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

35 - It's his/her mom. I don't think that's going to work out too well.

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rattusrattus 18

I was going to just go for good old interpretive dance, but I thought I'd switch it up a bit. If this FML is a guide to the usual antics of this family, then interpretive kung-fu style tantric sex would probably be considered an unusual but uninteresting sight, anyway.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

What the ****** hell dude that's ****** sick!!! GTFO.

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lolololer 8

i dont think the cat would "pass the milk" to OP :P

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saIty 17

You're so lucky to have Garfield as your cat.

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Blueglasscup 18

Yeah what the ****? And I thought I had an eccentric family.

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ICaughtFire 4

Eccentric is one way of putting it. I love that choice of words!

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Hockey_fan 0

How is It talking to your moms pussy? ....I'm sorry.........

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