Solution: get a dog and talk through that

Slap that crazy pussy!

She's a nutbar.

Cat ladies aren't crazy, just misunderstood.

How is that even possible?

curiosity killed OP :S

Sometimes comments are funnier the FML. Like this time.

Ignore her or tell her to stop! that is the best way

Cats cannot talk is this lady on X ?

sounds like a lot of things could get lost in translation

seriously? omg YES THEY DO

Enjoy talking to your moms pussy for a while.

Mom: "Mr. Cuddles, tell izu I'm not speaking to him!" Mr. Cuddles: -_-

Cats talk, they say "meow" I think OPs mom has problems..

Well after all, pussy is the universal language that everyone understands.

Mom: Tell my child to get his room cleaned Cat: Meow meow Mom: Now! Cat: Meow? Mom: Didn't you hear what I said? Cat: meow meow meow? -mom kicks cat- -cat flys to OP and claws his face- Unless it happens like this, I'm not saying your life is ******!

Screw the ghost whisperer.. Shes the cat whisperer!!!!

A good cat is a dead cat

Respond through the medium of interpretive kung-fu style tantric sex?

35 - It's his/her mom. I don't think that's going to work out too well.

I was going to just go for good old interpretive dance, but I thought I'd switch it up a bit. If this FML is a guide to the usual antics of this family, then interpretive kung-fu style tantric sex would probably be considered an unusual but uninteresting sight, anyway.

What the ****** hell dude that's ****** sick!!! GTFO.

i dont think the cat would "pass the milk" to OP :P

Haha, why not??

You still are

Thanks

Lasagna for lunch, every day! (:

Eccentric is one way of putting it. I love that choice of words!