Miscellaneous: Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted...

By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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You deserved it 2 379

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By seb21 - 09/02/2009 02:32 - United States

Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 521

You deserved it 2 324

By lalalee - 18/02/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 124

You deserved it 3 349

By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 487

You deserved it 6 845

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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You deserved it 144

By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 338

You deserved it 2 527

Priorities

By karina17 - 18/10/2009 05:03 - Canada

Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late. He said, "Oh, something came up." I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 396

You deserved it 2 329

By Binks - 23/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Bonneau

Today, my dad took away my Xbox because "You never do anything active." I had just run a 5K. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 936

You deserved it 250

Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 701

You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 18:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 950

You deserved it 2 886

By CaptainByron - 28/04/2017 00:00

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 381

You deserved it 313

trollsemen 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:27

Sooo.... What's your gamertag??

WCARlover 34

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:31

Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?

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joecelticsballa 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:23

Tell him to F off and hide it

urdirtyolduncle 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:39

^You have to if they mess with your xbox.

chell1894 13

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:49

Xbox, mans best friend.

chell1894 13

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:50

And 9 I know plenty of fathers that *raised* their child that deserve a **** off.

xoconnie 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:51

LOL burn. sorry dude, thats quite sad.

flamerocker 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:54

Tell him you sold it for a PS3. That way, if he does visit you, it will be for you!

jacob12311 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:30

18 you put words in " " not * *, where did you learn how to type sarcastic????

chell1894 13

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:01

It's called a typo. Chill

StoryOfTheYear 14

Saturday 24 September 2011 7:20

1- Why would you hide it after telling him to F off. The reasoning behind telling him that is so you get to keep it and play it.

lolwutsameme 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:21

33- incorrect grammar, proper way to say that would be "sarcastically."

trollsemen 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:27

Sooo.... What's your gamertag??

urdirtyolduncle 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:43

jccwell?

kickazz16 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:12

Chucknorrisisadinosaurhunter :)

Ricky23J 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 4:59

S0 FI2ESH 23

hailphire130 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:52

There's a 20% chance that it's XxXSniperzzzXxX.

RebekahBrooke 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:27

Aww wow that's really sad. :(

brutuka 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:44

U comment on alot of fmls

FuttBuck 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:00

I'd tap you.

JustinComments 3

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:29

You two, tuck your boners... she's like 15

RebekahBrooke 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 4:06

You can't spell. You creep me out. And thank you!

iMagzzzy 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:32

You know that you only get likes because of your picture.

SneakherHead 5

Saturday 24 September 2011 17:48

I liked your comment because of your picture Wendy

NagatoPain 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:30

63 I disliked your comment cause your acting like some smartass here on FML!

RebekahBrooke 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 0:37

So am I not supposed to have a picture of myself? :/

FuttBuck 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 13:43

Yeah, looks like some people can't take a joke. I'm 16, I'll "tuck my boner"

KYLEW72 3

Friday 29 June 2012 5:43

Hey

twofirstnames 12

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:29

Join him..

WCARlover 34

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:31

Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?

kaileb 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:32

Haha great dad bro

marpay 11

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:34

Play together. That would be more fun than letting it get you down.

Kethbad_fml 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:04

This! And if the matriarch ever comes along to pick him up, send her straight to the kitchen... I Indeed, wars make people hungry. xD

RabidBunny 10

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:34

I know people are going to hate but I prefer PS3...let the flames begin

kidwiththeface42 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:36

Have a nice friendly 1v1 with him. Umad dad?

GasMaskKid13 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:37

Gamertag: Xx_Ass-Of-A-Dad_xX

lena6310 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:02

I lol'd

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Today, it's my 18th birthday. As I moved out of home to study, and currently spend 95% of my wage on rent, I asked my mother for any amount of money as my gift. I desperately need new shoes and underwear, and haven't eaten for two days. Instead, I got a pair of earrings. FML

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