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Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?
His balls were tired, obviously, from the excessive work they had to deal with.
A post said HE was taking a nap in the park, stupid
To soon 18
Sorry. I made them tired
Cough** Hes only been dead for two.... Op havent you ever thought maybe the jackets the reason his foot touched your testicles because he was blinded by the 80's?
Ydi for wearing a neon orange jacket.
He was probs protesting
Maybe he was blinded by the 80's
103 yes I'm sure they have. What does that have to do with anything?
Maybe he was colour blind?
There was no problem with him seeing you...he just saw a bright orange sign that said "step on balls here" pointing straight at your family jewels. Sounds like he deserved a swift kick in the balls as payback. ;)
Ydi for wearing a neon orange jacket
Haaha definitely deserve to gets your junk stepped on for wearing a neon jacket
Or op is a ninja
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Show it anyway...Well you shouldnt tell op off for taking "as nap" if you can't think of something better to say
Well, he was probably napping in the park cause he wanted to get raped or mugged.
No jokezz
* punches you in the face* "oh I didn't see you there."
Look on the bright side, you ARE the bright side!
are those pirate balls in your photo?
"Pirate booty"^
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Show it anyway11 - You have no idea how vulnerable us men are down there. You can reduce any man to tears with minimum effort by aiming below the belt.
Its like dudes giving us girls titty twisters.. Not a good experience.
Just balls? Balls enable us to reproduce. No balls, no humanity.
I agree seeb! Balls allow all of mankind to thrive. They're always in the background, rarely in the spotlight; working constantly day and night only to have their hard work die on sheets of kleenex in the trash. Trampled on, bounced around in inadequate garments, balls are the unsung heroes of procreation. Let not their struggles go unnoticed and let us celebrate Balls today as I claim the first ever International Ball Violence Awareness Day!
26 believe me it's worse
At least, now they can match your jacket.
The only way his balls would be neon orange would be if he decided to rub Kraft dinner powdered cheese on them.
LOL 15 :D what happened to the sandpaper+balls analogy?
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Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?
Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.