Miscellaneous: Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the...

By dak-rod423 - 15/10/2011 04:33 - United States

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

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By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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You deserved it 4 590

Nature finds a way

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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You deserved it 457

By Lizofsmeg - 26/10/2009 16:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 365

You deserved it 2 658

By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 884

You deserved it 4 373

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 085

You deserved it 4 265

By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30

Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 983

You deserved it 401

By wtf - 17/12/2012 19:38 - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 835

You deserved it 3 878

By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 038

You deserved it 3 173

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 783

You deserved it 32 833

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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You deserved it 7 898

Mr_Alarm 12

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:17

Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?

Im2Handsom 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:20

Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.

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butterz1839 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 13:04

Next time dress in all neon

Jamicianprince 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 13:15

How dose that happen ?

mintcar 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 13:39

Ball steppers, so rude. So inconsiderate.

nu1alex 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 13:40

I didn't know bums used this site too.

minasrulz69 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:19

uhhh, he could be one of those "occupy wall street" protestors, most r not bums..

kirsty1551 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 13:54

YDI for wearing a neon orange jacket.

aligiorav 11

Saturday 15 October 2011 13:55

In some cultures bright neon orange is a sign of hostility. He was just defending himself before you woke up and attacked him

Bajee 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:00

Maybe he wanted to see if u were alive

ChantelRenaeee 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:02

He could have been colourblind?

The_Troller 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:31

I don't think the color of his balls would change whether the guy steps on them or not

ChantelRenaeee 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:28

Oh whatever.

The_Troller 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:10

Trollolololol!

cdh531 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:11

I'm assuming you're a bum.

darkinners 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:12

ouch

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Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 411

You deserved it 5 771

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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You deserved it 43 621

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Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 617

You deserved it 5 360

Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML

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You deserved it 3 629

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 451

You deserved it 2 363

Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML

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You deserved it 3 186

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 737

You deserved it 2 754

Same thing different taste

Nature finds a way

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

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