By dak-rod423 - 15/10/2011 04:33 - United States

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML
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Mr_Alarm 12

Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?

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Im2Handsom 1

Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.

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The_Troller 14

I didn't think the kind of people that sleep in the park while wearing neon orange were the kind of people that read FML.

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rkmepm 16

No it didn't. That's why op posted his story here in the first place

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durbins95 0

May I ask why you were napping in the park? And how could your balls get stepped on? Were you laying on the groundd??

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Fatalist_ 2

Maybe you shouldn't lay your balls all over the place :p

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j_cat187 19

I'm Color and i can't see how you can miss that

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nerdsftw 4

YDI for wearing a neon orange jacket >.> ;)

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Scands_59 14

dude, sleeping in the park? seriously? are you like homeless or something??? Shame your poor balls...

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