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Why did you steal it?
I know she didn't, and I just wanted to piss of some people here.
off* Sorry, typo.
Well you're just ******* all kinds of up tonight aren't you? If you're trying to troll, try not telling us next time? It makes you look even more pathetic than you are.
At least he corrected himself and said sorry to the grammar nazis. He knows who he shouldn't troll on.
OP is a genius. That's the best method for stealing someone's crap that I've ever heard.
11 - Haha, why are you mad if I failed at tolling? :)
**** the owners life
"Today, some asshole ran off the train with my suitcase, the doors closed behind him. FML"
He taught us a new way to steal.
Put it down and just walk away. Thats hilarious
"Many assumptions this one makes...he cannot be trained." Apologies to Frank Oz.
Thanks to you, one of many you are...
Shouldn't the last part read, trained he can not be? Just saying.
6 - the op never said forget your suitcase, forgot is the correct word for that situation.
A typical case of mistaken identity, this won't suit you well.
Hahaha, punny. Very punny.
76-no,just no
And the actual owner didn't notice that his case was gone? In that case.. FYL OP. You at least tried to do something nice.
There is a certain elegance in minding your own business. Everyone does not need to save the world from itself. Savvy?
OP "grabbed" the suitcase and "chased" the woman. Chances are, the actual owner saw this and thought he was being robbed. Of course once the doors of the subway closed behind the OP he couldn't do a thing about it.
Return it to the owner and claim you found it, maybe you will get a reward?
OP was seen running out with it, I doubt that'll work
Good luck with cops
Good luck with the cops
I'm going to try that next time I want to steal something. "Hey, hey ma'am! You forgot your wristwatch!"
Finders keepers
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**** the owners life
The fail is strong with you...