By Charles Pennington - 22/11/2011 11:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7

They didn't call the cops on him?

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weepingangel_fml 7

They didn't call the cops on him?

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cameron194 9

time to strap up lol.. if he pulls a gun on u, u best have a gun to point back with lol

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solid2dew 6

^ totally agree. Texas Law buddy. All you gotta do is draw faster lol

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AnonymousTroll 2

Get a girlfriend, she can do the dishes for you.

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soccerguy2 11

If they called the cops on him then he would have killed them.

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nava1210 12

You will need.. -Sleight of Hand -QuickDraw -Steady Aim ..For this situation GOOD LUCK

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Jovecove 13

Don't forget Final Stand... Just in case shit happens

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rallets 22

if hes got a pistol get a machine gun go big or go home

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MrShizzBear 0

You can a) sleep with one eye open or b) learn the art of being a ninja

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mk58 31

Just hole up in your room and don't get on his nerves. You don't want to end up a bloody mess, do you?

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Wear a bullet proof vest under your clothing.

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DigitalFusion 4

Seems like valid information to throw him out of your place. Next time do a thorough background check, including past roommates.

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bossroyd 4

Or you could invest in a bullet proof vest...

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Chloe2008 0

Okay mom if I dont call you at 7:30 AM then call the cops

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DigitalFusion 4

No such thing as a bullet proof vest. Bullet resistant maybe. Body armor is the most accurate term.

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Cinn_fml 22

Well, at least you know. However, who told you this? Because if it's him, he might just be bullshitting you to stop you nagging him. Get confirmation on this story from someone else. Also, they managed to get rid of him without anyone dying (well, it's implied), so if he does try the same trick again, you should be able to get rid of him in the same way. Either way; be careful.

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cmyk 19

Damn.. Instead of nagging, put them in his room, shower or make a trail to his room with them? Or just pull a gun on him too when he dosent clean up?

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SHANK_a_F00 4

Guns are for wimps. Real men take a knife to a gun fight and win.

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elementalz 2

84 I'm getting the feeling u run around with tomahawks and throwing knives in COD am I right?

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glutgyoogle 6

Just take a dip in sweet mustard & sing showtunes. Problem solved.

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Sniperkid07 6

WTF!? For some reason that sounds like a good idea?

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Gondile 4

It's a damn good idea! Bonus ppints if you use a life size hot dog bun as a towel

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77777771 12

Whatever you do DON'T eat any of his cheesy puffs.

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bitchslapped22 14

Make sure you wash all the dishes

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killak41 9

Guess you gunna have to wash the dishes by yourself then

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