By Anonymous - 17/12/2011 07:47

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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mirag 0

A. Hole please report to the principals office

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MagicGiraffe 12

You are what you eat!

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MagicGiraffe 12

99, that would be the ******.

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Serythvalker 7

Excuse me sir, but you appear to be a purple giraffe.

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MagicGiraffe 12

And you appear to be a grey cancel sign.

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Tookie22 5

105 I was thinking donut holes...

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dansco 24

I knew a Jenny Hole lol. So op posts as anon but posts her name in the post?!

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SakeGurl 9

That's what my friends call me...

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Emily9352 13

I really want to thumb this comment but it's at 394.

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Jessj958 19

Officer A. Hole and B. Dicks...we'll call you if we find anything.

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Sicari 2

It would've been amazing if the way he found this out was in a public place. "We'd now like to call forth to the stage Mr. A. Hole"

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jonmansheppard 9

just realized, commented on wrong FML... this reply "LMAO" was for a different one ahaha

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MizzErikaHart 8

Thanks for clearing that up

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OriginalimoaN 15

How would you not know your name was a. hole after at most 6th grade? Kids always make up mean nicknames with actual names.

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olivia_r 0

Thank you so much, I really didn't get the joke.

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mrbobmarley4 8

Please smother your boobs In my face.

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A100893 30

I guess your name is what you are destined to be. (But really, just because your name can form a-hole doesn't mean you are, or should be one.)

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farhil 14

Yeah, my grandma's initials are E.T. Like the alien.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Your grandma is destined to become an alien.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

The hard way huh? Idk I feel like any first name that starts with "A" and last name is hole would remind me of the word "A- Hole". Should have been expecting it. I'd just like to know wtf the hard way was!

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SeldomHappy 3

Somebody wrote it on a tool of sexual pleasure and forced it into OPs namesake. Hard way.

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luckymagruder 4

Yeah, you'd think that this would've came up In school, at the least. Still sux, regardless.

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MarjoCupcake 11

Your parents hated you, huh? Fyl :(

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RS795 8

Why are people dogging' these replies? They make perfect sense

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bebohacker1 4

36- and therefore just because he has an orthadox name his not going to realise early on in life that his name could possibly be read out as "A hole"?

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NotDave 0

82, learn what people mean before replying. It's possible that this person came from a non-English-speaking country. Believe it or not, "A-hole" isn't universal. Even more likely is that OP grew up somewhere where "A-hole" isn't used because the people there are competent enough to not omit two letters from a six letter word.

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I_Hate_Tpyos 0

Ass hole has 7 letters..

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elmousey 5

It has nothing to do with competence either. Most people say "A-hole" to avoid swearing, not to save time. Kind of like using "freaking" instead of "*******".

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zstarlin100 0

That was his point. They use the 2 s's instead of just a-hole

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