Pushback
By Snurkles McGree - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Snurkles McGree - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon
By no tea parties here, gran - 11/04/2013 17:16 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City
By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 07:18 - United States - Las Vegas
By Anonymous - 02/08/2011 00:59 - United States
By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville
By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada
By daddy's girl - 22/01/2013 04:08 - United States - Springfield
By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States
By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom
First, bitches!
Want a cookie?
well...is she cute?
I bet she is cute and grandma knows it, and it makes her angrier. Is there even anything in her will worth having?
My gramma would have just farted and went back to sleep...
Might wanna hide your Tyler perry movies...
Tyler perry should be shot. One bullet for every episode of house of payne.
Your picture is a win
I don't have grandparents, so... Don't feel bad.
131 how should the fact that you dont have grandparents make him feel better?
Smart thing to ask if you know she's racist...
What if she found out she was a racist after hearing her reply?
It's not like you have to accept that someone's a racist
22 - if she was complaining about the nurse being black, you can sort of assume she's racist I guess. 27 - of course you don't have to accept it, but that doesn't make OP's comment smart. It's like bringing a boyfriend (if you're a guy) to a homophobic friend's home. Acceptable? Sure. Smart? Probably not...
If you're gay, why would you have a homophobic friend? =)
Maybe you were friends before you turned ****?
You shouldn't stop being yourself just for the family fortune.
Well.. That's one way to get things going. I hate to say it, but you kinda deserve it because you knew she was like that. And when people get that old, there's no hope for change. But yet.. I hate racist people. So I have no idea how to rate this one.
I hit fyl, as sure he could have kept his mouth shut, but by commenting about it means he didn't go along with her racist point of view even passively. :) And at the same time, he also didn't start a colossus fight/argument over the issue. Well done OP. :)
What a ****! Who needs her op, look after your own life and ignore that old bag.
once you go black...
...you'll have awesome basketball skills?
...you are going to need a wheel chair.
9...You never go back!
...you get written out of the will.
She's old she'll probably forget by tomorrow… I can already hear the thumbs down coming.
****. I read it in his voice. It's so easy to read sentences in Farnsworth's voice.
See the irony xD
See, this is the irony of FML. If you suggest that your comment will be thumbed down, everyone will attempt to rebel and thumb you up. So thumb me down! But since I suggested that saying 'thumb me down' will cause people to thumb me up, people will now actually thumb me down. The nuances of FML psychology.
Well shit. So do I thumb up or down? Why must you make things so difficult?
Or pretend to be a racist so she writes you back in. Then donate all the money she leaves you towards relief efforts in Haiti.
That nurse might just be the one to save her ass. Reminds me of that viral picture of black nurses operating on a KKK member. Just screams irony.
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well...is she cute?
Hopefully you have another grandma...