By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
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igive 29

For a moment there I read it as "elevator."

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lebronesque73091 12

Learn to drive before you take the test.

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littletinyME 5

Maybe you should wait another year and practice a little bit more...

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EatnBeef 7

+50 points for every pedestrian you hit. +100 if they're handicapped

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behemoth198 0

Yea cause they deserve the same treatment as drivers, if you injure them+10, permanent handicap+50, kill hit? +10,000. The insta pass.

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Damn_Hippster 11

I read evaluator as elevator at first. This makes much more sense now

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slyace 9

@15- lol you've made my day good sir. You win +1 internets =)

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starxshine 0

I failed twice before I passed. And now that I have my license, I'm so glad I didn't pass the first time. I clearly didn't know what I was doing.

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BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

Thats what we in the buisness call a bad omen

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BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

15 and 500 points for ex girlfriends and/or mother in laws

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thebottomdog 0

You had my YLS at "today i went to the dmv"

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lebronesque73091 12

Learn to drive before you take the test.

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onlychildFTW 33

OP, this^ is the best advice you could get right now.

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smarie98 1

Why are you even bothering taking the test?

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DrMime 10

I'm assuming you passed in flying colors! Which would have been the outcome had you hit him going at 40 mph...

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hollylolly92 3

Surely he should have been in the car with you before you started the engine?

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

"You fail" " is it because I forgot to flip him off?"

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CeruleanThree 8

Why were you driving before he even got in the car?

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silentbutfunny 0

I did that once :( my mom parked in visitors only parking space, and when i was going to move it to the right space (by myself) he stoped me and asked why i was putting the truck in gear without a person with a valid licence (he sounded pissed)

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igive 29

For a moment there I read it as "elevator."

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Roevera 14

So did I. I was like wha?? how do you almost run over an elevator?

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absolutegrrr 7

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D_Nice908 5

Lol me too. I was thinking like how is that even possible....

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behemoth198 0

You may not have failed, but that probly cost you a couple points.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Yeah, nearly running over a pedestrian is a point deductor for sure.

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Capt_Awesome137 0

If you somehow got your license, the roads are no longer safe and I will not be driving anymore.

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Slimshots 8

@10 -this is implying that the roads are safe now.

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Capt_Awesome137 0

25- Ty :) 31- you are correct they aren't safe but this person driving really wouldn't help

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silentbutfunny 0

Or it would be safer to walk in the middle of the road than on the side

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