By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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fallingstarsxox 8

Lmao troll phone

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fallingstarsxox 8

Lmao troll phone

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Inediblepeaches 15

Your username pick is I the perfect position if you read the other guy's comment.

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Feared 9

Don't plug "it" in so hard next time :P oh and it's perfectly natural to get "wet" in situations like these.

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

I like your sense of humor.(;

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wheresmyfood 0

Hahah I think it's cause he 'plucked' it in

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aimeesea75 16

Oh thank god I'm not the only one who noticed OP said plucked..

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Andr913 13

Haha, a phone that ***** with its owners.

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bacon1043 3

Apparently your stupid according to comment 2's profile picture

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XtraEzeee 8

Seriously, what ap... C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Are we there yet? Tell us!

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Palirose 22

Google search for the app. That's what I going to do. Js >_>

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dcg1375 7

Ok. You do that. Then come back and tell us what app that is.

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missamazinggg 12

Charge Alert. You're welcome:)

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Snooki724 0

Charge Alert lite?

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shadowrobot 2

Why doesn't the app say that for me it only says charging complete

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laurensauren 9

147 you want me? I can't be bought in the app store sowwy:(

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Snooki724 0

That's what it says for me too!

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downtime 12

155, I don't think you have much choice, the last time Uncle Sam said those words and nobody responded they started conscription...

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CaitlynLovesLife 11

So, (if u dont live alone) I wonder what everybody else in the house thought about that . LoL

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addiizcherry 0

Okay that is weird... I think my friend has that app!

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thatonewhitegirl 0

why is everyone putting thumbs down on this comment? hes not lying!

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Snooki724 0

I just thumbed down cuz everyone else did

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incognito1520 20

I agree, even more so if it wasn't free.

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MiSo_Delek 7

The idea is not that bad, it's just that a man screaming at you is not necessary

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Super_Jill_ 1

Did you read the description of the app? It might tell you what it does, just maybe.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

The developers probably wanted to troll everyone by leaving out the details.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

I didn't realise you can 'pluck' in chargers

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perdix 29

I'll pick on her when I speak fluent Finnish. The only Finnish I know is Suomi (from Olympic hockey), Linus Torvalds and Nokia. I'm a long way from hassling a Finn about mistakes in English ;)

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Vball6 19

It says "plugged" not "pluck"....

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