By Alex - 07/03/2012 00:34 - United States

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
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Roevera 14

I know this is irrelevant to the site. but I'm trying to spread the word. Watch the Video "KONY 2012" it's long but very important. Share it everywhere!!! Please!

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A100893 30

I'm sorry about your dad. Happy Birthday from a random FMLer! :)

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seriouslythat 6

1 my dad never remembers my birthday he only remembers the year.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Father of the year contestant right there..

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ThisIsMyReign 4

I share my birthday with my dad. So, I ask him if it's our birthday yet. :D

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Trix_Disorder 20

I wonder if the dad is just a troll dad.

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

People like this ruin my day:/ (the dad I mean)

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marzipanimal 15

I clicked on the comments just to agree with someone who commented happy birthday.... Ik someone would have alreay.(:

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Hyperson 0

OP should friend their father on Facebook. It reminds you about this sort of thing

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kateindeed 5

Ouch. Buy him a calendar for his birthday with yours marked off.

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LaColombianita 26

You'd think he'd remember since it was such a big day in his life.. I guess not though..

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iamyummylicious 14

Even worse my mother forgets mine. And she ******* pushed me out of her ******. No small feat either at 11 pounds and 24 inches. And despite living with my parents I haven't spoken to either for a few weeks. I sympathize with you OP. FYL ;(

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redbluegreen 40

Perhaps your mother's mind is saving her from the traumatic experience of an eleven pound baby exploding out of her uterus.

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iamyummylicious 14

Possibly. I however wonder why she has chosen a career that has her flying around the country 5 days a week. I guess she can't bear to look at me. Damn me for being a such a fat baby. Doesn't excuse my father though.

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omarzrgz 3

Tell him the date you lost your virginity, he'll never forget that!

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WOGBRO 6

Um he had sexual intercourse on the day she was born? That would be quite pre-mature birth.

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ILike_Dancing123 19

He means that OP should tell her dad when she lost her virginity

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ashra_Raivyn 2

Maybe he should get on Facebook like everyone else and get reminded on whose bday it is even if it's someone u don't care about.

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DrMime 10

Ya, he's probably just screwing with you. 'Present' him with your birth certificate, blow out any flame if a doubt in his mind and unwrap any issues that persist. I guess he should wear the dunce cap, witch will just make it look like he remembered your party.

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memob123 0

Where do you get these ideas?? They're awesome!

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DrMime 10

39- ya I noticed after the edit timer ran out, lol

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DrMime 10

It's also pun about how the dunce cap can make you look like a witch.

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jmoreno 4

I say you forget fathers day altogether happy birthday though hope you have a great day

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Wow - there are numerous ways for him not to forget your birthday. I'm sorry OP - your dad should be ashamed of himself!

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