Alexa, play "Family Snapshot" by Peter Gabriel
By totalloss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Pompano Beach
By totalloss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Pompano Beach
Who won?
Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battles of historyyyy! Sorry that's the first thing that came to mind when I read that.
I'm pretty sure the mom won. In my house, the arguments are usually won by the women, simply because they are relentless. It sucks, really.
Thumb this how you will, but I am really curious to know whether the winner of this argument was pro finger or pro thumb.
Who else has a dad that likes to here himself yell
A man can choose between being right or being happy, any man can win an argument against a women but he won't be happy
The woman always wins, no exceptions
-38 my dad doesn't like to admit that he's wrong. It's either he yells until we can't take it anymore or he storms out and goes to his friends house to have fun.
Well, I eventually persuaded them that a thumb isn't a finger. A thumb is ACTUALLY the penis you were born with, but the doctors usually cut it off and replace it with a middle finger. Hence the phrase "**** you."
The thumb is a mutated penis, nothing more; nothing less.
2, you posted at the same time. :)
Thumbs have feelings, too. It's a finger!
you forgot to mention the movements of the thumb and bone constitution which differs as well from the fingers.
No its not
It's a finger. It has same structure as the other fingers. It just starts lower on the hand. Right by the wrist.
You should have just stuck your fingers in your ears. Or your thumbs.
Saying thumbs is kind of redundant, eh?
What an odd thing to argue about.
I'd say use your smartphone and Wikipedia it but sadly even Wikipedia can't make up it's mind.
You should have just given both of them the finger, and thumbed a ride home. Thumbs are fingers unless you are Megan Fox, and then they are toes.
Your comments make me appreciate what little creativity is left in this world, and for that; I thank you.
I have Megan Fox thumbs/ toes on my hand.
I would say a thumb is a finger, but every finger is not a thumb.
MY EYES! but seriously what's with that pic?
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Who won?
You should have just given both of them the finger, and thumbed a ride home. Thumbs are fingers unless you are Megan Fox, and then they are toes.