By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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Dadothy 8

Don't worry I think we all do that at one time or another

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Futacy 29

Also try not to lose your car in you own garage

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Dadothy 8

Don't worry I think we all do that at one time or another

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emilymcmasters22 0

Now call them to explain and ask where your phone went.

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cyanidesandwich 21

And THAT is what you call a senior moment

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DJP0N3 0

We all miss a important job interview because we could not find the keys fOr "a few minutes?" seriously what the **** if it took you a "few" minutes to find them why were you late?

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loloalltheway 23

Reminds me of when My mother was running around wondering where her glasses were, they were on her head all the time, Well i had a good laugh xD

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BeccaHugs 17

If it was only a few minutes, I'm sure you could have made it to the interview and just explained the situation. Either way, fyl.

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Meettitan 14

Seems like the kind of thing you wouldn't inform your potential employer about.... but that might just be me.

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zandalee 19

Most People understand what havoc nerves can cause in someone's life. Everyone has those 'special moments' OP. Good luck.

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downtime 12

If it was just a few minutes...wouldn't you just drive a little faster? Or were you a few minutes late for your bus? Get a taxi? I don't see how a few minutes made all the difference here...Sounds like you were going to be late regardless of the keys incident.

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Dilwann 27

I moderated this FML, and can safely say that they edited '40 minutes' to 'a few minutes'. So it's not his/her fault - at least not for not calculating in a time margin.

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cindykitty 0

Wow well there goes that job

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MrSassypants 32

I do the same exact thing with my glasses.

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JustKittyKat 24

While they're on your face? I do that. Sometimes, I forget I have them on when stepping into the shower.

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Z03y 7

I have done it with my phone (search for it, while I'm actually busy using it)...

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queentexan 8

Holy crap I thought I was the only one lmfao. I do that with like almost everything! I'm starting to think I'm blonde under my original hair color. xD

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zandalee 19

The times I have got into the shower with my bra still on... Blonde moments.

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mduffy08 8

Sometimes I forget I have a penis, and a few minutes later I find it again.

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zandalee 19

Bet that's a delightful surprise! Enjoy

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

If it was so important, then shouldn't you have gotten ready early? Not once did you notice them in your hands while digging around your house? YDI

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Cyanhell 7

Exactly my thoughts. If you're 10 minutes early you're on time. If you're on time you're late. If you're late you're fired.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

I came here to say just that. Op deserves it if a few minutes meant they missed the interview.

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rawr1011 4

I've looked for my phone before while I was calling someone. He probably didn't notice it cause he was freaking out over the fact he couldn't find his keys

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Futacy 29

Also try not to lose your car in you own garage

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loserboii 11

That reminds me when I'm on the phone talking to someone and I can't find my phone.

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Timmeeh 17

That's the worst. I tend to feel my pocket to make sure it's still there throughout the day. Occasionally I'll have a sudden heart attack upon not feeling it and, after 5 seconds of groping all my other pockets, realise that I'm an idiot and have it held to my face. I once started the sentence "shit, I can't find my ph... wait." do the person I was on the phone with.

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thatpoorchap 3

I constantly pat my pockets for my keys or lighter, which usually leads to me ejecting the contents just to make sure it was my keys.

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pwnman 33

Don't worry op. You have no fault. We all do this some point

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MURIKKA 11

Pwnman, I'm glad you think this. Many people no realize OP not have fault. Is very upsetting.

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GothicAngel17 24

Why are you guys thumbing MURRIKA down for making a joke of 9's bad grammar? You guys must think he's seriously that dumb or something.

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MissEmma_fml 22

We got the joke. There's just no need to take the piss out of him. You understood what he meant, didn't you?

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DarkHelmet 10

Are you effin serious!?!? Your looking for keys that were in your damn hand. W O W

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MCRaddict15 15

A lot of people forget things in their hands. It's not very uncommon.

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whostolemylama 12

Hey, don't beat yourself up. Lots of people do that! Most elders share the same situation.

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