By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
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Kallian_fml 21

My bean bag chair exploded when my brother and his girlfriend were having sex on it. So yeah, there's a weight limit. The worst part about cleaning up all those little balls was when I found clumps of them 'mysteriously' stuck together...

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Dracoboxer357 35

15- Your beanbag chair exploded after your Brother had sex on it.....and YOU had to clean that up afterwards? Jeez, Kallian, why didn't you write this up as an FML of your own, that's fairly disturbing. ;(

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YourEvilHero 12

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Dilwann 27

I think everything has a weight limit... So yes, it was rude, but then again... better safe than sorry.

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paaronoid 4

I don't think bean bag chairs have weight limits, either. However, OP was most likely sitting on a child's bean bag, and his/her friend didn't want him/her to break or damage the bean bag because bean bags are ******* sweet.

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Kallian_fml 21

My bean bag chair exploded when my brother and his girlfriend were having sex on it. So yeah, there's a weight limit. The worst part about cleaning up all those little balls was when I found clumps of them 'mysteriously' stuck together...

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perdix 29

#15, it was your brother's semen that made those little balls stick together in clumps. Mystery solved, so pay me my P.I. fee.

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MagicStallion 9

Why dont you sit on one and find out, 1...

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Dracoboxer357 35

15- Your beanbag chair exploded after your Brother had sex on it.....and YOU had to clean that up afterwards? Jeez, Kallian, why didn't you write this up as an FML of your own, that's fairly disturbing. ;(

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Kallian_fml 21

18- Thanks for clearing that up for me, perdix. May I pay the P.I. fee with little bean bag balls?

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Kallian_fml 21

26- Sadly, that's what happens when you grow up in a household full of sexist males who believe cleaning is a womans job.

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perdix 29

#33 - yes, but only with separate tiny balls. NO CLUMPS! #35 - sorry for your misfortune, but at least it evens it out for that guy who had to pry his sister's used tampon from his dog's jaws. The male gender took a beating on that one.

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perdix 29

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rhaemese 9

And the same reason she wore a nightgown thinking it was a real dress.

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perdix 29

#38, 46, nice tries, but neither of you quite got it. Guys won't let the OP sit on their lap because they are afraid she's going to burst their bean bags. Can you guess what I mean by bean bag?

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rhaemese 9

I understood what you meant. I was simply adding on to it.

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missnezzy 10

You shoulda been like 'yea you dont wanna break the chair with your fat ass'

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Harpy20 24

I would have wanted to get the satisfaction of seeing you burst it. To be honest, that's kind of funny.

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sens3sfailing 24

Are you a tard? What satisfaction is there from basically confirming you are too heavy for a bean bag chair?

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ee13lbp 4

**** this! I love sitting in beanbags

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paaronoid 4

Well if you're sitting on a child's bean bag and you're on the chubby side then what do you expect? I'm sure she didn't mean to sound like a bitch, though. She just didn't want you to break the bean bag chair. No worries, OP. (:

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cheekyterier 13

well, you said it was uncomfortable, at least you got a nice chair

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IAmJad 18

While getting her feelings hurt. Was it worth it?

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darwinism 30

Say yes, but make sure to leave a little "silent but violent" gift for her before you get up to ensure she also has an enjoyable experience with her bean bag.

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mikeofthunder 13

At least your friend cares about the bean bag. So many bean bags are neglected nowadays :(

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