By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
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Futacy 29

"Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! EVERYBODY!!!"

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RastaboyJordanE 0

Mr lahey, is that you?

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SuperKnuckels 6

"shit winds are a comin'" well 2 things she has good taste and now you know who to hide booze from instead of wondering where it went

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thejewishfuhrer 17

This has gotta be from a movie, book, tv show, YouTube clip, etc... Unfortunately it seems the majority of people aren't understanding the reference, myself included. Nice try though.

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SuperKnuckels 6

thats because your not canadian but if op read it theyd all understand.

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gojira666 7

Its from trailer park boys. Definitely a canadian classic

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Lucia_Malpense 14

I'm Canadian. Still have no idea what he meant.

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shoopd 19

Trailer park boys is amazing. You don't have to be Canadian to appreciate that. I AM the liquor Julian!

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kirbeaar 19

"Look Ran, I'm mowing the air!"

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CheeseTron 15

The correct term is "**** cake"

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yodas0da 12

Girlfriend's mother or not, I'd still call her out.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I'm not surprised. After your girlfriend's drunken sex episode, I thought you would be happy too. I guess that 'walk of shame' wasn't as shameful as we thought, huh?

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Lucia_Malpense 14

You can't always connect two separate FMLs together.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Apparently not, as I'm willing to bet that the majority of people that thumbed me down didn't even know it was an FML reference.

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Skyblu10 10

Well I noticed, but the joining of the two sucked.

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CheeseTron 15

^ balls, if I may add.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Oh, I'm not saying it was funny. I'm not even saying it was good. I'm just saying I doubt many people got it. Glad at least some of you did, though. And of you didn't like it, there's a button for that. Feel free to use it.

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ManInTheMachine 19

No, I meant thumb me down and leave it at that, not thumb me down and comment "ERH MERH GERHD, UR COMMENT SUCKED!" ...but this isn't getting me anywhere, so I'm just going to shut up now. Carry on.

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BRLHP 24

Yeah I got the reference, it needed a thumb down.

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blcksocks 19

That's a good call #46

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Krajjan 9

It's good to see even the popular kids can screw up every once on a while. Gives me hope.

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isaiaah 6

People can't make references to other FML's now? God some people in this world. Take every opportunity they can to attempt and make someone feel bad. It appalls me. You all disgust me

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CyborgBanana 12

74 - Stop licking ass, it was a terrible reference. Everyone is equal here and that reference would suck no matter who posted it.

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BulldogHoops 14

74- You're a hypocrite. You criticize these people for making ManInTheMachine feel bad, while saying that you are appalled and disgusted by them, thus insulting them and possibly making them feel bad. Think before you try to make yourself seem like a saint by belittling others.

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mpj13 8

Time for an awkward conversation with your girlfriend

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bigtaytay 13

Or both...DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

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TechnicolorNova 7

Or neither, if he isn't confrontational. haha

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rs89 20

or with the girlfriend's father along, if it was an intervention!

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onlychildFTW 33

Time to get those bottles back. Steal them back and make a point of telling her she's a thieving bitch.

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emilyjgraham 34

not the most mature way to go about it 39!

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onlychildFTW 33

Well maybe she shouldn't be a thieving bitch.

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Futacy 29

"Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! EVERYBODY!!!"

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Inheritance 10

If you ain't taking shots get the **** out this club!

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TechnicolorNova 7

Well, on the bright side, you know what to get her mother for Christmas? Put a bell on the cabinet, so when her mother is over and it's opened you can hear it. (: ahaha.

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TechnicolorNova 7

I actually originally put lock as well, but I feel to get some alcohol that might be either a bit too tedious or a bit too difficult if you're drunk by that point. haha! Bell seems easier, and you can detach it and reattach for each motherly visit. haha. We all have to be a little sneaky time to time.

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RentaName 15

I guess thought she needed it more than you. Personally I hate thieves. Talk to your girlfriend. I just hope we don't see another fml about how you accused your girlfriend's mom of stealing and then figured out you just put your liquor in a different spot.

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