By talker - 14/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
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Jeffo193 13

I really hope that mixtape winds up on YouTube so we can all hear it...also getting drunk by yourself a lot often leads to alcoholism OP, so watch out

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MURIKKA 11

"Ahhhh and I fuckinggg.... I.... I.... I ******* love ma neighbors. You know what? Imma give them $1,000 dollars tomorrow!" No wonder the neighbors are recording this stuff.

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Jeffo193 13

I really hope that mixtape winds up on YouTube so we can all hear it...also getting drunk by yourself a lot often leads to alcoholism OP, so watch out

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RaggleFrock 13

I wish we could hear it. 'Drunk ramblings of our neighbour' blog coming soon.

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KrazieKleo 13

Drinking alone doesn't necessarily lead to alcoholism but you do tend to drink more than you would if you're with someone else. I know this because I do drink alone not because I don't have friends (okay no lie, I don't lol) but some times I just need to be even more alone and by talking to myself I'm able to say things to my imaginary friend that I'd otherwise bottle inside. It is such a sad excuse that you're life sucks to be drinking alone. I know the pain and suffering and wish people would stop harming themselves. :(. I feel your pain OP.

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rattusrattus 18

We totally need to hear highlights. "*mumble mumble* ... well, thass wha' the chicken said!"

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Jeffo193 13

#2 i'm thinking "Shit my drunk neighbour says" :')

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nesscafe_fml 17

OP you need to get out more. If you must drink don't do it alone.

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MURIKKA 11

"Ahhhh and I fuckinggg.... I.... I.... I ******* love ma neighbors. You know what? Imma give them $1,000 dollars tomorrow!" No wonder the neighbors are recording this stuff.

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Rancor 5

Ask the if you can hear the tape, then if there is anything incriminating on it ask for it. But let them have their fun and you can have yours.

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BlowinChronic 18

Honestly OP, I freaking love your neighbors. I don't see how this is an FML thought because nobody made you drink, but you did. They were just having a little fun recording the voice of their hilarious drunk neighbor.

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firemonkey3636 3

It's like a highlights package of your own life, WIN!!!!!

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DocBastard 38

So you're a talkative alcoholic who lives in a slum with paper-thin walls? You surely do sound like a catch. I'm absolutely stunned you're still single. Wow.

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Dory123 9

Well he could also be taken, it doesn't say whether he's single or not. :)

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TweetAnne 13

Interesting, hope your neighbors are nice enough to upload it for all of us to hear. Lets just hope you didn't say anything incriminating. OP I would recommend going out to a bar next time. There are plenty like you there, who knows you might make a few new friends.

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