By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Was it a bloodhound? Those bitches are crazy, period.

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ICastillo 24

That would be interesting, I bet you were yelling for penis to bring back your tampon applicator. The neighbors think you way crazy now.

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Pleonasm 35

Was it a bloodhound? Those bitches are crazy, period.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Damnit that's clever.

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Pleonasm 35

Well 4, I hope this is just a meta-Phase, and that she's not stuck in it...

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Guys there's no womb on here for your silly puns anymore! They're ovar-y used and bloody annoying! Sorry to be mean but you know what I menst-ral

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cognauticcreix 9

You have just vindicated this entire website's gross overusage of puns. *pretentious deuche's light clapping*

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CharresBarkrey 15

33 - Damnit, that's also clever. Sometimes I get frustrated reading these punny comments and wonder why I can't be that witty.

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01sparkly 15

The dog probably thought it was a toy. But either way, FYL.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Most dogs can make just about anything into the most magnificent toy! I envy their care-free and evil genius ways :)

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ICastillo 24

That would be interesting, I bet you were yelling for penis to bring back your tampon applicator. The neighbors think you way crazy now.

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BH1126 11

Bahahaha, love the reference!

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blunttobluntest 12

You said it yourself. Dumbass.

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loserboii 11

Well bloody hell, you don't sound to sanguine about the situation.

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LiterOfCola 16

Sanguine pun is well done.

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LiterOfCola 16

Just go with the flow, OP. Your neighbors probably aren't that bloody disgusted, just a little at the maxi.

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like you set up the perfect Neighborhood Watch. I bet they'll always keep an eye on what comes out of your house. Thieves don't stand a chance!

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GothickNihilist 15

Let's hope that she doesn't find cameras installed in her washroom.

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naya_bingi 11

And he replied to you 10 or so comments below this comment... Never thought there would be a need for a commenting/replying tutorial but the stupidity is great with this one.

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AH1Zviper 15

It's just a common misunderstanding. Your neighbors will understand. Probably.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I see no misunderstanding going on in this FML.

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AH1Zviper 15

What the hell is this comment doing here? I posted on a completely different FML.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Oh ok, my apologies are extended to you, kind sir :)

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1dvs_bstd 41

.... what if ... your neighbors think you were screwing the pooch? I mean, it does have your tampon applicator and you did run out with your undies... see what this observer means?

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

D: what? Why?! Screwing the dog?! I don't think ANYONE would think that, it just....no D:!

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misstomtom 7

First time I've heard of a tampon applicator as a sex toy...then again, I'm pretty prudish.

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