By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Was it a bloodhound? Those bitches are crazy, period.

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ICastillo 24

That would be interesting, I bet you were yelling for penis to bring back your tampon applicator. The neighbors think you way crazy now.

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perdix 29

At least the neighbors will know that the trail of blood leading to your door isn't a murder scene . . . this time.

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Futacy 29

New Mexico is known for UFO's (Undressed Female Owners).

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ICastillo 24

What?!? I've never seen that kind of UFO before? I guess I'm not looking hard enough *grabs binoculars* ill be right back.

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zombieslayer83 19

STREAKING! It's always fun:-)

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BellaBelle_fml 23

But only when you're in the nude.

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maz95 17

Meh I was caught doing this. Except I was running after an indoor bunny by the side of the road -.-

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onorexveritas 23

your fault for chasing after him

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thatKidzmOm 10

Um no. It's your. How does *you are* fault make any sense at all?

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Futacy 29

37- It's pathetic when people try to incorrectly correct someone's spelling xD

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kjb1234 5

37- Uh Oh We got a fired Grammar Nazi over here!

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KiddNYC1O 20

37- Why would you try to correct her/him if you're not the best at English as it says in your profile? You're funny.

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maz95 17

Meh I was caught doing this. Except I was running after an indoor bunny by the side of the road -.-

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chriisteex 10

Why was your front door open while you were in your underwear? Or do you not have fences covering the perimeter of your backyard

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Ja777 9

This is exactly what I was thinking!

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