Jacked
By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 09:44 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 09:44 - United Kingdom - London
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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States
Are you sure you came home to the right house? or maybe they moved and didn't tell you.
I'm sure OP would've realized that they did before posting an FML about it..
No, no, I'm pretty sure they knew.
Well, I wouldn't be too upset that you're completely ripped
Yeah I would t say that this is a bad thing...
Makes for a good family story.
Is it possible that you may have not came home through the front, and came in from the back? Screaming in joy, scaring the absolute sh*t out of your parents?
I would!
^Then you're probably not in your right mind.
Next you'll tell me chasing mean kids and barking isn't normal. >.>
It's..not...?
Bring out the chips and cookies! Not only will you eat delicious snacks but your parents will begin to recognize you again. Win-win, in my opinion.
Keep up the hard work, and soon you'll be so thin, no one can even see you when you turn sideways. That way, you'll be a much more efficient burglar.
Just become two dimensional when the lights come on.
Understandable if "getting into shape" means you lost weight while being a poor student. We've all been there.
You lost weight whilst at university?! Most of my friends, myself included, gain weight, espeially during exam period.
Welcome home!
On the contrary I bet they know exactly who the OP was and just weren't happy about being interrupted. :B
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Take it as a compliment! Either that or they just aren't very subtle about wishing you hadn't come home.
Keep up the hard work, and soon you'll be so thin, no one can even see you when you turn sideways. That way, you'll be a much more efficient burglar.