Every home should have one

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room." FML
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Top comments

BingleBop 18

At least it's only when you're not home

191 5
Death69 24

Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!

156 5

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BingleBop 18

At least it's only when you're not home

191 5
Ololo_fml 16

OP should be careful of "After thunder comes the rain" situation!

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incoherentrmblr 21

Yeah, b/c the bathroom is too good for farts...

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hashshim 23

I don't think it's such a huge deal, the smell is going to go away in a few minutes anyways.

6 4
hellnosucka 27

but what if it doesn't? what if it becomes a permanent aspect if OP's room and OP's subconscious gets used to it and doesn't notice it anymore?

17 1
julako 22

If OP is not recognizing it anymore the OP and the roommates (and the girls) won't have any problems with it at all ;)

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llamarrama01 21

Why can't they just go outside?

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bunnyb 8

Cause farting inside the house is much better than farting in the street/hallway.

23 1
toaster123 11

especially when you have a dedicated room...

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Death69 24

Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!

156 5
Kitouran 30

A vomitorium isn't actually where people go to vomit.

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jgwyh 18

At least you're helping the boys out

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rbubbles 20

I agree. Take one for the team OP, the smell would have gone by the time you get home

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garebear61 14

At least it isn't the designated "****" room!

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garebear61 14

I think OP's friends are relieved also....

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WordAficionada 19

Just eat a couple cans of beans and bless their rooms in the same way!

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tayymeds 23

While they have girls over.

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