MILF

By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 16:34 - United States - Syosset

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Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML
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Becca_Bear_98 19

well it does supply more cushioning if she ever falls front forward . . .

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xlord 27

Anyone in a loving relationship will tell you. It's all about the personalitits.

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The_Big_Boss 20

Ask her how much they were

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Demig0d6 14

Tit is pretty weird

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Wakachulak 22

Chill out Colby, asking about the price is not THAT weird...

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colby6666 43

59- It's still pretty weird if you ask me.

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hxnnxh 14

OP is a guy, so the price is probably irrelevant to him..

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Emma Marshall 19

They're about $6000 lol depending where you go

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Becca_Bear_98 19

well it does supply more cushioning if she ever falls front forward . . .

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gjikvtj 18

I fully support breast implants on the back because it's harder to break your fall if you fall backwards.

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cakefete2 30

That's what butt implants are for. I mean why else would anybody get them?

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cakefete2 30

Yea, while OP is studying abroad, his dad can get back to studying a broad, namely OP's mom.

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Brandi_Faith 33

But if he goes back he may come home again to his dad getting butt implants. Probably best OP just stays where he is.

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RedPillSucks 31

Butt at least he wont catch himself staring at those

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xlord 27

Anyone in a loving relationship will tell you. It's all about the personalitits.

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cakefete2 30

That's disgusting. Why would he cop a feel on his own mom?

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krystenk93 23

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little after reading that...

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slipstreak 10

what the **** is wrong with you, #6?

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BloodyGirlJuli 0

Your sick then. Do remember she is your mother...

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Mauskau 35

I sometimes look at my mum's chest, and my nan's, just so I know what to look forward to. (obviously they're wearing clothes).

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ChristianH39 30

You're* and you're a little quick to judge OP as sick. He never said he was attracted to his mom. That's not exactly a small change to get used to

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nellbell414 13

Or more like shocked? Maybe? I would act the same way if all of a sudden my mother had giant boobs.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Those belong to Big Poppa buddy. You had your fun already.

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