Weird, Awkward, Parents and Miscellaneous: MILF

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 16:34 - United States - Syosset

Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML

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By Disappointment - 26/05/2017 19:00 - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 04:09

Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML

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By jan420 - 09/11/2012 22:03 - Norway - Moss

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

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By sharee - 19/12/2015 20:51 - United States - Providence

Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML

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You deserved it 2 129

By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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You deserved it 8 374

By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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WTF?

By Champignon - 01/11/2013 14:17 - Belgium - Brasschaat

Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML

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You deserved it 4 298

Becca_Bear_98 19

Monday 23 June 2014 1:50

well it does supply more cushioning if she ever falls front forward . . .

xlord 27

Monday 23 June 2014 1:51

Anyone in a loving relationship will tell you. It's all about the personalitits.

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The_Big_Boss 20

Monday 23 June 2014 1:49

Ask her how much they were

colby6666 43

Monday 23 June 2014 2:13

It's his mom! That's just weird.

Demig0d6 14

Monday 23 June 2014 3:28

Tit is pretty weird

Wakachulak 22

Monday 23 June 2014 11:22

Chill out Colby, asking about the price is not THAT weird...

colby6666 43

Monday 23 June 2014 16:21

59- It's still pretty weird if you ask me.

hxnnxh 14

Monday 23 June 2014 17:36

OP is a guy, so the price is probably irrelevant to him..

Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 17 May 2018 8:16

They're about $6000 lol depending where you go

Becca_Bear_98 19

Monday 23 June 2014 1:50

well it does supply more cushioning if she ever falls front forward . . .

gjikvtj 18

Monday 23 June 2014 1:58

I fully support breast implants on the back because it's harder to break your fall if you fall backwards.

cakefete2 30

Monday 23 June 2014 2:18

That's what butt implants are for. I mean why else would anybody get them?

Onyxdragon 9

Monday 23 June 2014 2:23

that just means you hit your head

Vintage_Cola 29

Monday 23 June 2014 7:19

MILF

JacobFrench 16

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:04

Adam5858 17

Monday 23 June 2014 1:50

Well you can always go back!

cakefete2 30

Monday 23 June 2014 3:18

Yea, while OP is studying abroad, his dad can get back to studying a broad, namely OP's mom.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 23 June 2014 7:41

But if he goes back he may come home again to his dad getting butt implants. Probably best OP just stays where he is.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 23 June 2014 16:50

Butt at least he wont catch himself staring at those

xlord 27

Monday 23 June 2014 1:51

Anyone in a loving relationship will tell you. It's all about the personalitits.

Swedish_Eagle 21

Monday 23 June 2014 1:53

big boobs, im lovin em

JMichael 25

Monday 23 June 2014 1:53

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cakefete2 30

Monday 23 June 2014 2:15

That's disgusting. Why would he cop a feel on his own mom?

kittina 22

Monday 23 June 2014 2:16

That's disgusting...

Saraishi 24

Monday 23 June 2014 4:23

Ewww. Just ewww.

krystenk93 23

Monday 23 June 2014 4:43

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little after reading that...

slipstreak 10

Monday 23 June 2014 4:45

what the **** is wrong with you, #6?

BloodyGirlJuli 0

Monday 23 June 2014 1:57

Your sick then. Do remember she is your mother...

Mauskau 35

Monday 23 June 2014 2:02

I sometimes look at my mum's chest, and my nan's, just so I know what to look forward to. (obviously they're wearing clothes).

ChristianH39 30

Monday 23 June 2014 2:15

You're* and you're a little quick to judge OP as sick. He never said he was attracted to his mom. That's not exactly a small change to get used to

Chaoticthor 8

Monday 23 June 2014 2:00

Incest inbound? heh.

nellbell414 13

Monday 23 June 2014 2:39

Or more like shocked? Maybe? I would act the same way if all of a sudden my mother had giant boobs.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 23 June 2014 2:02

Those belong to Big Poppa buddy. You had your fun already.

Vagitarian1 10

Monday 23 June 2014 2:08

Thanks for the mammaries.

Leo619 20

Monday 23 June 2014 17:05

Even though they weren't so great

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, my girlfriend asked what my sexual fantasy was, and I said Catwoman. She got disgusted at me, because according to her, Catwoman is 15 years-old or something. Turns out she has only seen Gotham, featuring Catgirl as a teenager, and not the grown-up Halle Berry version I was talking about. FML

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Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

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Today, my son proudly announced to me that he has been learning to cut out shapes at school, and that he'd cut out some ovals and wanted to show me. He showed me the pictures of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Jackson and their corresponding bills. FML

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Today, not long after having had my college volleyball scholarship confirmed, I broke my ankle after stepping on and tripping over a toy my baby sister had left out. No scholarship and no college whatsoever now. FML

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Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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MILF

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Disapproving

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