By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
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arachnophile 13

There really does seem to be an age where ***** are no longer given. Sorry, OP.

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acommonman 23

sorry you had to witness that, but he won't stay for long in this world, let him do as he pleases

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turtlesman 7

curtains?? lol my neighbor likes to walk shirtless

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liquifiednate 21

The OP shouldn't have to always keep curtains covering his windows all day just because of that. That would get depressing after a while, sorry to hear that you saw that OP.

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kybon 12

Just because they shouldnt have to doesnt mean its not a reasonable solution that can -at least for the most part- keep everyone happy.

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swanheart 35

How about nets? They'll let the light in but keep unpleasant sights at bay...

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wvcheesehead 13

No, it was not nets, he was washing his nuts.

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maddy20159 6

Call the police and report that disturbance

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nonsensical 26

he's naked in his own property. he can be naked if he wants! however OP, I'm sorry you had to see that...

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Why are people thumbing him down? It doesn't matter if you're on your own property.. exposing yourself to others is generally illegal no matter where you expose yourself from.

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maddy20159 6

Didn't read it right and didn't see that it said elderly..

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HairIsEverything 15

Doesn't matter if they're elderly or not. Imagine if OP had kids that were able to see this? Either way the man could get in some serious trouble for indecent exposure. Or OP could just tell him to put some damn clothes on and wash his balls in the shower like normal people. Sprinklers are usually cold as hell anyway I don't know how anyone could enjoy that.

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brittaaany_93 38

#38, OP lives in Australia, and it's as hot as Satan's ass crack here at the moment.

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riffehunter 16

just inforcing 55s comment just incase no one understands, the seasons are "flipped" in the southern hemisphere, summer is during Europe and North America's winter.

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Badabam_fml 14

Where the hell do you live #55. It's freezing here, and I live on the northern end of the Mid North Coast... It's always, like, 24 degrees here.

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brittaaany_93 38

#62, on the Queensland coast, it's the humidity that gets me here.

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BigJoeZD 16

That really is a horrible thing to see, FYL. However I can't help but feel compelled to try this... I'm worried about how strong the pressure of the water might be though

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Paco_el_Taco 17

So what if I were old and enjoyed killing cute cuddly puppies? Would you just let me do as I please?

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quicksuper 14

What's wrong with that? Besides, you know, EVERYTHING. Showers are made for a reason.

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nonsensical 26

if it's a nice day out why not enjoy an exciting outdoor shower?

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vikky538 28

what you saw..can't be unseen...sorry OP...try curtains...

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RedPillSucks 31

do not smile. make no eye contact or he'll think you like it

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