By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
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arachnophile 13

There really does seem to be an age where ***** are no longer given. Sorry, OP.

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acommonman 23

sorry you had to witness that, but he won't stay for long in this world, let him do as he pleases

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mandy_2480 21

If you hadn't have said elderly I would have had some words to my husband about discretion.

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Foxiferous 6

Something new to add to my list to do when I get old.

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nlow79 3

maybe it's time to install a privacy fence?

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Surge_Heart 12

Instead of avoiding your kitchen, purchase and/or use blinds. No one should have to avoid snacks !

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karma_kicks_back 16

You may need to bleach your retinas... Seriously though, not appropriate. If you informed the police could they have a word with him? I know it's his property but that's inappropriete... and weird.

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tonyfan00 38

Reason #18398 that Elder Homes exist.

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Dean__Winchester 16

Whatever works for him...I'd prefer a shower, but call me modern!

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Nickoli42 3

I think you've earned that right when you reach that age.

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