By go fuck myself - 07/02/2015 00:57 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
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Jasim 17

Your mom had a great sense of humor. And your vibrator.

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Hunthas 17

I agree, you have to prank her back! Just use the tarantula as a ***** until she gives it back!

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Retaheki 27

#16 must have had some extremely kinky times to suggest that.

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xx000o 27

Maybe she is too embarrassed to buy one for herself, and yours provided the best solution.

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Jasim 17

Your mom had a great sense of humor. And your vibrator.

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Nexpecto 28

She should be sure to wash it if she recovers it! Quite a few more laughs if not..

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MrSassypants 32

You know at night when you walk through the house to get a drink of water and you hear a slight vibration sound coming from the attic or basement? Yeah, it's up there. So, it's basically gone forever.

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Welshite 39

In that case, OP should be relieved the attic ghost accepted the gift of the vibrator. There's nothing scarier than a sexually frustrated ghoul.

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MrSassypants 32

Some call it scary, others call it a good time. I mean, if you had sex that somehow makes you the king of high school, then having sex with a ghost must make you a legend.

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Just_A_Tree 20

Oh! Everyone's impressed when you guys have sex with people or ghosts. But when I have sex with special dolls or the couch cushions it makes me weird. How does that work?

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1dvos_grl3 21

inanimate objects aren't attractive my dear #39 xD you know, unless they're vibrators.. if your special doll vibrates then it's fine.

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MrSassypants 32

Says you, 47. The fact that 39 has sex with inanimate objects makes him literally 100 times cooler.

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hard_candy 25

trying to imagine the tarantula replica. just how exactly is that supposed to look like?

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JMichael 25

No no obviously it's supposed to look like a tiger!

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Retaheki 27

No #9, that's too obvious for a tarantula replica! Maybe it's a bluejay...

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Retaheki 27

No #9, that's too obvious for a tarantula replica! Maybe it's a bluejay...

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sofaqueen_ 14

At least it's not a real tarantula. She has a great sense of humor though!

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buckdharma 37

When you found the tarantula did you wet your pants? See, good replacement.

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wildgenius 13

You could always just use the tarantula.

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JMichael 25

It's obvious what you must do OP. Use the spider. Use it!

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