By go fuck myself - 07/02/2015 00:57 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
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Jasim 17

Your mom had a great sense of humor. And your vibrator.

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SpittinThisShit 8

So you complain that she found it and now that she wont tell you where it is? If you actually felt "ashamed" she found it you could have at least waited a few days before asking, im sure you can go a few days without having to stick something so far up yourself you make an fml because your mom wont give it back YDI :)

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pacmanman 15

Looks like you're back to a "hands on" method.

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kalbrek009 20

Kids don't "need" adult toys...end of story. But if you're at least 18...then that sucks

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limabeans101029 20

What, so when someone turns 18 they suddenly develop sexual desires? That's ridiculous. Young people ********** and there's nothing wrong with that. Perhaps using a vibrator is the only way OP can enjoy it. It's just masturbation, I really don't see the big deal.

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AutisticAbyss 10

Your Spider senses wont be the only thing tingling!!

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yomomonastick 9

use the spider, it has 8 legs ;)

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jack_splat 11

There once was a girl that masturbated with a spider it wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.

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SmittyJA24 26

You don't want that vibrator back. Seriously. Frankly, I find it weird that your mom took it.

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Mooglefox 23

I wouldn't want it back

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