By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
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sarkaar 30

Bitchslap her so hard that she needs a plastic surgeon for her face. And a dentist for her teeth. And a therapist for her Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

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Welshite 39

Schedule an emergency appointment for her.

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Welshite 39

Schedule an emergency appointment for her.

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chickenlips23 16

Well shes a "Bitchface"..........(Ba....... Bum...Cheee..)

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JMichael 25

I can recommend the one I send my sister to!

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sarkaar 30

Bitchslap her so hard that she needs a plastic surgeon for her face. And a dentist for her teeth. And a therapist for her Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

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tiredteenager 16

Why couldn't I have people like you around when I was getting burned a the time in middle school

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15Erik 21

Careful, you might cut yourself with that edge.

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iTzSelverZz 14

She must know its serious because she is one

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cheeeksss 29

I'd rather look like a bitch than be a bitch.

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1dvos_grl3 21

Cause you know, looks are deceiving xD

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kmaheynoway 25

You know what they say: "It takes one to know one."

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kstephens2326 15

wow and she definitely needs a personality adjustment. .

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Ask which one she went to. That should keep her mouth shut.

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RenoTheRhino 30

A bitch personality is no joke either. Let her know that.

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chillandfun 12

Maybe you should convince her to go because being "a bitch" is much more worse.

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devildog562 33

Your sister seems to be very superficial and you should just be you. Don't let people get you down.

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Welshite 39

Like a lot of people, my sibling and I have never gotten along. It's really just hurting and annoying a person as much as possible while still being able to pass it off as a joke if they get called out.

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devildog562 33

Oh I completely agree. Obviously in this situation it's hurtful for op and damaging to the relationship. I personally don't care what family says to me, I grew up in a pretty dysfunctional family. Motivation to keep good people around and block out the negativity . Family is always family but you don't have to take shit, or take the low route and bash them worse. To each their own.

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tantanpanda 26

She must know from personal experience.

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