By AnonymousZOMBIE - 25/06/2015 19:23 - United States - Kenner

Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML
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AnonymousZOMBIE 12

He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.

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I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.

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2nd 20

I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.

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gte225 11

I'm going to guess he fell asleep.

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SalsaVerdeDonut 22

@40 ostrich puke duh

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AlexanderIsLife 14

I may not have a PhD in understanding pickles but I don't think that's the correct meaning....

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EvilTurtle 35

OP means orange pancakes, believe me, I'm a turtle :)

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thee_most_dope 30

Original poster:)

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MeanBeagle 22

pretty girls always ruining the fun... it's like a kitten biting your thumb to shreds.

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AnonymousZOMBIE 12

He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.

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fakedsincerity 32

Glad he's got you to look after & not judge him. (: ps. the heating up shoes thing made me laugh a lot.

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ladyg228 15

Thank you for the follow up! At least you and your dad can laugh about it later on

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raul1394 11

Sorry for your mother's loss. :( And, yes he surely deserves to have bit of fun. He is lucky he has you to help him, watch out for him and take care of things for him. I'm happy for him. It's fun to imagine him doing all that. I was ROFL. You must have done the same later... :P

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urbantrashcan 18

Sounds like a real bump in the road I'll see myself out

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PenguinBitch 43

Wait! You forgot this. *hands over written note "GET OUT".

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DolphinLaser23 24

That does suck but it's nice that you care enough to do that for him :)

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venomousflower 24

He must've been completely wasted to react like that. It's nice that you did that for him and I hope you got home safe :)

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Wakachulak 22

I'll second that. One time my uncle got that wasted, and started attacking me while I was driving on the highway. It got so bad I had to pull over and literally punch him out so I could drive safely. Then after he puked in my car, I had to drag his unconscious drunk ass into the house, in the middle of which his pants fell off. Yes, commando.

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alexanderavatar 24

that sucks guess he will be dead TIREd tomorrow morning

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Hyenayena 27

I'll give you a medal if you agree to never say that again. For your own good, champ

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ihartmytdi 23

Should've just sat there for a while while he freaked out, to see how long it would take him to either clue in or pass out. Bonus points for filming it, too

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