By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 04:17 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML
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NotGabe 28

Why carry just one strawberry in the pocket of your pants?

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AviKerensky 17

Men's pockets are kinda like women's purses: Black holes. We often have no idea what the **** is in there.

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NotGabe 28

Why carry just one strawberry in the pocket of your pants?

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jbones24 22

I always have at least 2, that way when I eat one, the other person wont just have to sit there being jealous. They can have one too!

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lovelockdown23 23

who carries strawberries in their pocket period!

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spatula232 25

I'm assuming the pocket period is when the strawberry gets crushed in your pocket?

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NotGabe 28

I mean, you gotta have at least four strawberries. Two side pockets, two butt pockets. One berry just doesn't cut it.

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lilchica22001 22

What if its Berry from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2....and this guy was saving his life! Could be? ;)

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uhhhhbruce 13

I think the better question is who doesn't carry strawberries in their pockets

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Cads1 24

At least he is attempting to help around the house.

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iwadasn 32

Doing one task so badly that it does more harm than good is not praiseworthy unless you have very low standards.

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Jashie 18

Yes, but as he said, he was ATTEMPTING to. He might have done it horribly, but he still tried

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TypicalSenpai 14

Come on, cut him some slack! Men's jeans pockets are infinitely roomy. ;o

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Liyuesigs 8

He has lost the privilege of wearing pants!

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pos20 26

I'm sure his wife would be excited about that

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lovelockdown23 23

a strawberry? lol who puts a strawberry in their pocket?

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chris1045S 14

I get the pen, but a strawberry? Why?

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AviKerensky 17

Men's pockets are kinda like women's purses: Black holes. We often have no idea what the **** is in there.

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SubparAtBest 23

I once forgot a small kitten in my pocket. I was just walking around when I hear a purring sound; It was the weirdest thing.

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Isa_fml 20

Based on the shit that comes out of my husband's pockets, I'm thinking this is a true statement.

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Kramer1998 20

I've had times when i have giant bulges on my thighs, and have no idea what all is in those bulges!

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91hayek 31

wtf is your husband an MMORPG character? Don't judge that man, he needs all those side quests.

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SubparAtBest 23

Nah man he's from Witcher 3. Gotta get every single resource.

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PePziNL 20

And then dismantle the strawberry so you get a regular berry and a bunch of straw. *logic*

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queenbiotch424 6

why the **** did he have a strawberry in his pocket?

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knights13z 21

He's probably doing this on purpose so you will take over doing the laundry.

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leogachi 15

That's what I was thinking, too.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I'm sure your husband is berry sorry about it.

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