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You don't?
I always have at least 2, that way when I eat one, the other person wont just have to sit there being jealous. They can have one too!
who carries strawberries in their pocket period!
I'm assuming the pocket period is when the strawberry gets crushed in your pocket?
"you gonna eat your tots?"
I think the better question is who doesn't carry strawberries in their pockets
why not
"Ughhhhhh my freaking tots!!!"
Come on, cut him some slack! Men's jeans pockets are infinitely roomy. ;o
a strawberry? lol who puts a strawberry in their pocket?
Men's pockets are kinda like women's purses: Black holes. We often have no idea what the **** is in there.
I once forgot a small kitten in my pocket. I was just walking around when I hear a purring sound; It was the weirdest thing.
True that
I've had times when i have giant bulges on my thighs, and have no idea what all is in those bulges!
wtf is your husband an MMORPG character? Don't judge that man, he needs all those side quests.
Nah man he's from Witcher 3. Gotta get every single resource.
why the **** did he have a strawberry in his pocket?
Why do you look like you do heroin?
He's probably doing this on purpose so you will take over doing the laundry.
Don't give away our secrets
I'm sure your husband is berry sorry about it.
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Why carry just one strawberry in the pocket of your pants?
Men's pockets are kinda like women's purses: Black holes. We often have no idea what the **** is in there.