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Abandoned

By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 06:56 - Australia

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 14:00

Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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Negging

By f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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Hello?

By Kait - 19/06/2019 08:07 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML

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mylittlecookie 17

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:34

Invite her out again some other time and ditch her! That's the way to go if you're evil and wanting of revenge like me.

MyNameIsLaughter 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:41

She's pretty inconsiderate I understand stuff happens sometimes, but she could've let you know at least.

Comments

axfabxdisaster 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:30

Ruin her next date by coming with your own date to the same place. She should've warned you before going off with someone else

Salvanoi 23

Saturday 1 August 2015 6:37

And how would that ruin her date?

JustIvan 9

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:30

Tell her "goodbye" and turn it into you leaving without her

semitoundboss 4

Thursday 30 July 2015 20:05

I don't know why you got down voted. That was pure gold.

Aly_donawho 27

Thursday 30 July 2015 20:40

Isn't that what leaving is?

goozeo 11

Friday 31 July 2015 10:35

Oh ya! As opposed to, you know...saying goodbye and leaving it as an 'I'm not really leaving' thing?

mattzawesome 28

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:30

My family ditches me all the time in shopping malls, stores, pools anywhere really... Just find something to do. Not really an FML, except for the waste of your time.

emmusj 14

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:31

That stinks, OP. How'd you find out that it was a date anyway?

matthewcald 14

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:33

I would assume her sister told her about the date.

Googolman 29

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:32

Well, it definitely seems like your sister can make a lasting impression.

Alicimo 11

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:33

Aw! I'm sorry OP, but your sisters game must be pretty strong for that to happen so quickly x

sterling1113 15

Thursday 30 July 2015 21:33

Or she just ran into a friend she has been out with recently. I highly doubt it was some random stranger, OP did say it was a friend of hers after all

mylittlecookie 17

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:34

Invite her out again some other time and ditch her! That's the way to go if you're evil and wanting of revenge like me.

Rkikkas9713 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:36

Wow the FML community is handing out downvotes like Oprah!

Patriots21 14

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:39

Well the comments suck, and have sucked recently. I miss the days when people had clever comments and funny ones vs all this "sorry OP" or "that sucks lol" comments.

rockwrench 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 22:38

You got that right #12. Seems like everyone is a English major or like you said, sorry.

radarsat 13

Friday 31 July 2015 0:29

You get a downvote you get a downvote you all get downvotes

tintarroja 31

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:36

Be happy for her and ask her next time to tell you her change of plans. Siblings have to be united always!

tintarroja 31

Thursday 30 July 2015 22:33

Actually, we are five in total. I think I know what I am talking about...

countryb_cth 38

Friday 31 July 2015 2:08

I would just be soo happy for her ditching me and not telling me. Yup that just screams enjoyment. /sarcasm

littlekellilee 45

Friday 31 July 2015 4:39

I'd be happy for my sister getting a date! I totally agree, the bond of siblings is like no other. My brother is my best friend, I'm the best woman in his wedding, and I'd have been thrilled for him!