By ssjfml - 11/08/2015 14:56 - Denmark - Copenhagen

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Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27

I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.

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jjmack34 15

Well at least you only had to see half of it.

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jjmack34 15

Well at least you only had to see half of it.

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Pacers13 11

I'm pretty sure he took incognito to the fraction

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maximus_prime 24

Lucky OP couldn't see his Wood for the trees.

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Bless you catdragon for being the first to say exactly what I was thinking.

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AnnaDeWitt 27

I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.

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1dvs_bstd 41

A round of applause please.

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mds9986 24

What an acorny joke. I'm going to ace yew to leave now.

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I_Like_Dogs 28

You just won 1 comment section. Do you want to quit now or keep playing to try to win 1 internet?

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TheBestAround23 13

since the op used jacking off, I still would've called him a lumberjack

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DaBayst 15

He's a lumber jerk and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he faps all day.

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StickyPickles 33

Perhaps he was just enjoying nature himself. . . REALLY enjoying it.

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RedPillSucks 31

some people really ******* love nature

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SamSwebb 24

Hopefully the bottom half was hidden ...

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AkBunny907 18

When nature calls....

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psychopolarbear 28

Sometimes you just get a hard on in the park and gotta take care of it XD At least the guy wasn't sitting on the bench with OP or standing behind them.

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beeferjay 34

if you are or look underage, it was probably r.Kelly

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R2Y2 22

I mean, if he was pissing. (but he wasn't)

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HappyItalian 38

If there's a beehive on the tree above him, go poke it with a stick.

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paravoz 30

or a squirrel could rip his nuts off

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sturschaedel 27

True. Similar thing happened to me. Upon my shocked face he retorted "Can't forbid me to look!"

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Frillwee95 12

#29, your comment sounded like he caught you jacking off and then he said that. At least that's how I read it haha.

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llamingo 8

I think she meant he was masturbating and using her as stimulus

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Lanker 17

Something like that happened to me once, but it was at a kids' playground, and the man wasn't even trying to stay hidden. I'm dead serious.

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