Gassy

By Fartnonymous - 18/08/2015 10:59 - Qatar - Doha

Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML
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skippydoda 32

If it's that bad perhaps you should see a doctor.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Maybe you both should invest in gas masks.

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SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Of course. She would still fart in her sleep whether it was at night or a nap on the couch during the day. The time of day wouldn't affect if she passed gas while asleep.

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panicsdisaster 17

you were so excited about getting to leave the first comment that you forgot to read the post.

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buffy999 11

Geez. That was rude. She just asked a simple question. Which I can understand. Cause her losing sleep at night. How is getting the sleep during the day to make up for it.

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graceface1031 7

It's probably a minor stomach bug or something that's making you fart, OP. Hopefully it'll go away soon!

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johnny29 14

try to find out what kind of food is causing it

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skippydoda 32

If it's that bad perhaps you should see a doctor.

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Hildy93 21

An average human farts 16 times a day. But idk if what you're doing is healthy....

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LilMissCanadian 22

Perhaps it was something bad you ate. After a week you should see someone... feel better OP!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Maybe you both should invest in gas masks.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Definitely not the time to try out BreathRight strips.

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RedPillSucks 31

change your diet and get some gas medicine

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