By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - 26/08/2015 13:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML
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saba_ajira 29

It sounds like your family members are the only asses in this picture. Sorry OP

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cara_marie0303 18

Hopefully she has a weird sense of humor and was kidding? Most people keep those in the shower. Anyway, that sucks OP, hope your day got better!

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saba_ajira 29

It sounds like your family members are the only asses in this picture. Sorry OP

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cara_marie0303 18

Hopefully she has a weird sense of humor and was kidding? Most people keep those in the shower. Anyway, that sucks OP, hope your day got better!

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Hildy93 21

Hope to god those washcloths aren't white...

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gogo44444 28

It's ok op, sometimes family jokes around like that, try to find a way to laugh with them or something. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

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shaaza 16

Oh come on OP its just a family joke. I'm sure they would not go beyond that limit.

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chinaski7628 32

See, I don't think the nickname's really the problem. I would think OP drying her face with her mother's ass towel is the real FML here.

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kcjane 12

Did you use a washcloth that was just randomly laying around the bathroom? If so that's never really safe.

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Definefailure 4

who wipes their ass with a cloth what the shit. that's what we invented toilet paper for

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RedPillSucks 31

you don't wash your ass when you shower?

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enginsteve 17

#21 she didn't say wash , she said wipe. So yes, who the hell wipes their ass with a washcloth?

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iwadasn 32

31, the OP used both "wash" and "wipe" to refer to washing her face, so maybe her mother was also using it in the "wash" sense.

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