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By lefthandspanker - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Craig

Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 332
You deserved it 1 711
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pjsr 32

Maybe show her how you can speak sign language with that left hand

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_Heisenberg__ 15

Use your left hand to slap some sense into that old twat

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shemademedoit 20

^ no -.- but anyways I'm left handed too woot woot!

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Stay away from Heisenberg. Clearly, he IS the danger.

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LyricaSilvan 29

It's a bit more than a superstition. In older times, many people thought left-handedness was evil and a mark of the devil. It's really more of a religious thing than a superstition.

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DoomSkuller 28

very little difference, majority of superstitions were born of religion

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Hildy93 21

Just say, "Hey grandma it's 2015 lighten up"

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pjsr 32

Maybe show her how you can speak sign language with that left hand

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imlovingmylife 8

That's how old people are sometimes! Just gotta treat em like a child and be understanding b/c they don't know any better.

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maryic4ever 19

As a leftie I feel your pain

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lakid824 10

Keep using your left hand for writing. If that's unladylike then so be it.

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leogachi 15

@8 I really don't think she had any plans to switch to writing with her right hand.

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PhinIt2WinIt 24

2,4,6,8 everybody writes, okay! both have good both have bad, if you can, shut up, lad. (I put too much effort to this)

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beeferjay 34

#40 somewhere there is a park missing a bench

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zaidthunder1 27

As a fellow leftie, I know what that's like. It's like my left hand is being regulated.

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