By oops - 27/09/2015 02:24 - Australia - Cheltenham
Same thing different taste
By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe
By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France
By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States
Best teeth in the game
By jj. - 08/09/2024 05:00 - United States
By Simon Cowell - 08/09/2018 20:30
By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States
Ouch
By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03
Eww! Cleanliness!
By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom
Minty freshness
By Sergie - 04/06/2010 09:28 - Ireland
Snap!
By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn
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Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again
Holiest mouth in existence✋?
Only if he didn't forget to rinse with holy water after.
Plot twist: OP is the Pope on FML.
300th like lol
Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.
God bless
Never a bad thing to say a prayer, maybe he will make that 2 minutes go by faster?
Lol what?!?
Thank you for your insightful comment, #6. It has contributed much to the hilarity of the comments section here. Please continue to bless forthcoming FMLs with your beautiful comments.
Do you also swallow the toothpaste?
A prayer a day keeps a dentist away.
Someone had a fun night last night
Don't worry, God will protect those pearly whites from the sinful yellow.
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Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again
Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.