Surprise!

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML
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xlostwithoutu 0

Haha first and that's goddam hilarious that made my day

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Hanban 0

If the girlfriend is hot, be flattered. :D

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ps2stony 0

musta felt weird since people usually don't take a second glance at your face.

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

Much worse for the guy

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lickmyjock 0

You liked it. I've stopped myself a few times from doing that a few times honestly. Thank god I did.

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PimhNL 3

roflmao, that must have been embarrasing not first btw ?

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laur3nmae 0

That actually sounds like quite an amusing situation, not really an FML.

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EquallyRacist 0

Today, I slapped a girl at a water fountain on the ass thinking she was my girlfriend, she gave me a horrified/disgusted look and my girlfriend was behind me. FML

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jacetopia96 1

or Today, my boyfriend slapped another girl's ass when I was right behind him. FML

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KyoshiroT 32

"Today, I was walking around with my girlfriend. I looked away for a second, then looked back to see her drinking from the fountain, so I slapped her ass. Turns out she was a complete stranger, and my girlfriend was beside me the whole entire time, giving her the evil eye. FML."

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1990TD 6

HAHAHA! Epic! My sister once slapped an older woman because she thought it was our aunt :')

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xdre09x 0

you know you liked it lol

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

lol exactly what I was thinking. you must not have been too horrified that he spanked you, else you would have said something in front of his girlfriend

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flashback.miss 28

ooo protect yourself against that girl... thats the best advice we can give and mayve you can report to the principal 'cause that's some sort of sexual harrassment :)

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kales_4 0

You suck. Not every mistake is sexual harrassment. People get ****** over by people like you for no legitimate reason.

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lem0n_fml 0

Thank you, kales_4. Finally, someone who respects the fact that other people make MISTAKES. It's only human.

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flashback.miss 28

lol your comment is full of shit just like gale kales Xp

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peacemadison2012 0

ha i would turn around, look the girlfriend up then down, then be like "bitch please" and walk away

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effyoubitch 5

Hit that bitch with a bottle.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

16- Every time I read one of your comments my IQ drops...

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