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So are you going to haunt her?
Your mom has mental issues. Also apparently ancient souls reside in her cobwebbed uterus
I choose you, pikachu!!
#20 win ^.^
a wild Psycho Mother has appeared. ( key theme music) Psycho Mother uses Steal Money! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! (player starts bursting into tears) Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Player is down to no health... WAIT!!! Player uses FML to describe his feelings! EVERY STAT MAXES OUT! Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother! Psycho Mother fled.
Crap I ment #21 a win ^.^, 20 that's retarted Ignore my first comemt about 20
Physics are crap you should never believe them
73. Sorry, you failed your FML exam, im going to have to bump you back a grade to runescape
Shut up I am a ***** looking for a pussycat to fulfill my needs !!! I am in need of eat a rabid gorilla fetus! cheeze
How do you know there was a show on a style channel last night? Unless you watched it too....
Actually, physics is quite reliable. It's the psychics I find to be troublesome.
Your mom is smart....wait...no she's not, at all.
Well it does say that it's their mom, but the wording about the money is weird. It says the mom took it out of savings. Jot that it wad op's savings. If it was the mom's money then op should just let their mom spend their money on stupid stuff and not worry about it. It's not op's money....unless it was a joint account, which I don't know why someone would have a joint acct with their parents....
actually while your still younger, your parents can get into your savings.
What does op mean
original poster
No, no .. OP means overproof ;)
yes #2, the answer is yes.
Go ask her for the lottery numbers!
thats not okay!
So basically, you're from Doctor Who...?
You should put your money in a safe bud.
OH OH, I know I know! I think it's a... Bud... That keeps things... Safe.
probably a safe fund?
No... A safe bud is where you stash your marijuana stashes... Duh... Everyone knows that.
He means safe bug. This security bug that scurries over your stash of cash and chirps loudly whenever someone without your pheromone gets too near.
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So are you going to haunt her?
a wild Psycho Mother has appeared. ( key theme music) Psycho Mother uses Steal Money! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! (player starts bursting into tears) Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Player is down to no health... WAIT!!! Player uses FML to describe his feelings! EVERY STAT MAXES OUT! Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother! Psycho Mother fled.