By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro
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Inappropriate, honey
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The smell test
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By TooMuchAnxiety - 10/03/2015 08:03 - United States - Kailua
TooMuchAnxiety tells us more.
For everyone asking why we broke up, its because he was very manipulative and downright abusive behind closed doors. I can't back out because i'm afraid of what might happen if I do.
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Tasty!
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No kinkshaming here
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By sakurabunny - 16/05/2011 14:53
sakurabunny tells us more.
For the record: I gave her money to pay the bill since she works right next door to the company and i never got the notice's since she's the one who always gets the mail since my husband and I work full time and go to school full time. and before anyone asks what she did with the money, she used it to help pay the deposit on the condo she just moved into...AGAIN FML!!
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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 01:54 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 08:46 - United Kingdom
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Hey guys, OP here! Yeah hahah, it was just funny because literally 5 minutes before hand, I questioned whether he had, because I had my suspicions and he had a huge go at me for even suggesting it. I'm basically 'thick' because I didn't figure that when we were arguing about his number of jobs, he said 'at least I'm not an unemployed prick' he was talking about his actual genitalia, rather than just his employment (we weren't having sex because I was still recovering from an operation because I had been really ill) I didn't want to believe it because we had been on/off for 6 years and he really meant a lot, but then he showed me their messages discussing their sex just to hurt me further, but then expected me to get over it. So I guess then I kind of had to, huh? But it wasn't the first time he had done that, first time I tried to get over it. Not this time.