By Courtney - 07/11/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
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NotMuchLuck 0

I hate when that happens...

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wintamint101 7

just say you slept in late...i wouldn't mention the toilet

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phoenixslayer69 4

Slapped that.

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phoenixslayer69 4

Scratch that C-c-c combo recovery!!!

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leogirl95 12

Just tell him you fell asleep on the toilet. He should understand.

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n_epic_fail 14

Then I destroyed that, and now her moms out to get me...

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leadman1989 15

27 - *slow claps

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deviable 9

This is starting to sound like technologic.

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old09 11

Yes I lived there for a few months But the rent was too damn high

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NotMuchLuck 0

I hate when that happens...

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sunshinesmile86 0

What did your boss say

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saIty 17

Were you looking at FML while pooping? When I do I always forget to poop and end up sitting on the toilet until I fall asleep.

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RawrNom 0

I do this. read until I sleep. only when I urinate though. damn toilet.

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TheAftermath 0

Right about that....well....um... You see I had issues with my toilet.....

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kings1fan 6

This is actually a valid excuse though

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sunrise1234 3

It is, but it would be embarrassing for OP to tell their boss that.

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Jimboom 11

Just tell him that you were really pooped this morning.

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