By mademoiselleaus - 06/12/2011 12:26 - Australia

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML
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WCARlover 34

That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

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bitchslapped22 14

You don't name your boobs?

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Did the OP work at Hooters?

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

I used to name my right boob, then I took an arrow to the knee.

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WCARlover 34

That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

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TheAbdoKiller 2

Or Change your work.. Be a stripper.. Atleast they work at night so you dont have to do anything at day... :)

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CityCunt 0

At 56 - No one gives a ****.

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construction 7

Nah she's probably ugly Why would some good looking chick say that's an FML then ?

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jwade11 12

Well.......... What's your other boobs name??

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Jaimegirl 7

You don't have to be hot, kind of like me, although I'm sure I would get remarks anyway =/

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Dashelle 25

That's actually sexual harassment. You can totally report him. Seems frivolous, but some people won't learn unless they are stood up to.

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Alwayspullout 7

Agreed, not FYL, that's funny...

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trellz17 19

Tell him to meet you in the bathroom so he can find out. ;)

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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

yeah that's just the normal, unslutterish thing to do eh...

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cptmorgan6 8

Tell him/her you're open to requests. Might make their day.

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Souners 3

Tell him their names are Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary.

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mademoiselleaus 2

Ella and Fitzgerald? Maria and Sharapova? Harry and Potter? Oh, the endless possibilities!

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bitchslapped22 14

You don't name your boobs?

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Anubyte 0

Of course OP does... I mean, I'm not the only one... ...right?

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