Weird, Awkward and Work: Give it to me

Give it to me

By Kait - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 448

You deserved it 3 575

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 095

You deserved it 2 356

Patronizing

By wipeoffincircles - 27/05/2017 03:00 - United States - Gresham

Today, at work, my manager thought I needed to be showed how to use Windex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 503

You deserved it 499

Drugs, not hugs

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 634

You deserved it 636

Missed cues

By Kylene - 23/04/2009 19:51 - United States

Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me… so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 780

You deserved it 52 865

Funny guy

By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 432

You deserved it 6 688

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 187

You deserved it 4 485

By Anonymous - 14/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to a guy's dorm for the first time. He told me to wait outside for a minute because he had to "clean something up" first. When I told him I'm 420 friendly, he said, "Nah I just came on my desk earlier and didn't feel like wiping it up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 817

You deserved it 731

By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 680

You deserved it 6 444

By spaaaarta - 25/07/2016 20:17

Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 700

You deserved it 12 548

Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 160

You deserved it 55 341

k34nu 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:23

WTH? Why would someone want to be sprayed with windex...?

Reid5 6

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:24

Why would you hug a complete stranger?

Comments

k34nu 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:23

WTH? Why would someone want to be sprayed with windex...?

digitaljunky 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 15:14

That is a luxury shower for homeless people! It's Not everyday they get a windex shower AND a hug! That sir is one lucky hobo

Birdie_Sage 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 15:24

It cleans you better than that nasty fluid that comes out of a shower head.

blackheart24 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 15:33

You mean water? Idk about you, but I prefer my showers be in water...

777tman 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:08

I prefer golden showers

X_Codes 11

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:16

Why would you hug some guy that wanted to be sprayed with windex...?

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:23

He has a giant rash all over his front! Did no one watch My Big, Fat Greek Wedding? I only watched it once seven years ago

shellz102 12

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:23

I don't know which is weirder. The fact that you hugged a random stranger or the fact that he wanted to be sprayed with windex...

Cad6 24

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:49

#1 - Win. That was quite a dexterous comment.

AFCA020 4

Thursday 5 April 2012 21:12

#66 hugging a random stranger is a nice thing to do though

tracker7 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:18

27- you mean the WATER?

SpottedZebra42 14

Friday 6 April 2012 7:30

53 - I'm afraid this FML flew way over your head....

TannerMinnich 0

Friday 6 April 2012 16:47

Why wouldn't you hug a stranger? I do it almost every day.

silencebabyy 23

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:26

Maybe its an addiction or something

shellz102 12

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:08

Next on, My Strange Addiction. Hahaha

Reid5 6

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:24

Why would you hug a complete stranger?

DomDomxoxo 16

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:26

Maybe OP wanted some affection.

Birdie_Sage 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 15:23

Op wanted to be loved! But got rejected.

Urbanchiller 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:22

Ya rejected for a windex

MrSassypants 32

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:34

How do you know he was a complete stranger? He could have an eye-patch or missing a finger or two. Do not make assumptions.

perdix 29

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:26

Lust.

fodbold25 12

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:08

In order to show some compassion. Or maybe he was having a rough day and just needed to feel loved.

KingOfAmazing 9

Thursday 5 April 2012 21:27

I don't see much wrong with the hugging of a complete stranger. Depending on the stranger, that could've just made their whole day. You never know what something as small as a simple hug can do! As far as the windex, I'm not sure why anyone would want to be sprayed with it..

KrazyKlutzyKali 2

Thursday 5 April 2012 21:35

I was gonna say, do you normally hug random people, or was it just an in the moment kind of thing?

docscientist 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 6:03

It's a better conclusion than thinking someone would actually want to be sprayed with windex.

Sebastian_NG 17

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:29

Definitely not a ydi, hug is less awkward than windex

iBanana 17

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:00

...I'm pretty sure a Windex fetish is more awkward.

Kyot3 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:57

That's what he just said...

iBanana 17

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:09

I read it too fast..... Derp :( Apologies for a useless comment.

iBanana 17

Thursday 5 April 2012 21:30

I SAID I WAS SORRY

resshead 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:30

Spread the love. Spread the Windex.

godhatesyou777 3

Thursday 5 April 2012 15:05

Dude your pic had me rofl "rape face" ewok is hilarious

Pelreskovich 11

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:33

How could you not know he wanted to be sprayed with Windex? You'll be cleaning the toilets later and he'll walk in, eyes closed and mouth open wanting toilet water in his mouth.