Nailed it

By watch_corn_dance - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pontiac

Today, I was being shown how to use a nail gun while applying for a job at a construction company. The instructor shot me in the arm with it. I didn't even get the job. FML
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ipman737 18

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larrena2377 26

Technically he got nailed

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RedPillSucks 31

By the way, ipman is a great kung fu movie...

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MrGymnastic 12

#56 - I totally agree but...what if he means "ip" as in Intel processor

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larrena2377 26

That might also be a bad idea. They could make his life hell while he has the job

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Well, hell. I wouldn't even want the job after the BOSS shot me with a nail gun.

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Scynistr 20

More like "show up with a lawyer, you'll never need a job again."

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thatoneninjadude 14

more like show up with the lawyer you will own the job and never need a job again.

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nurchok 15

Why get the job now? Might as week get paid without getting the job...

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xLIGHTS_fml 23

Why would they show you how to use it if you haven't even gotten an interview yet?

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GnomeInSpace 11

Clearly you've never had a job. McDonald's doesn't count.

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xLIGHTS_fml 23

Clearly you're a douche. I think You're the one working at McDonalds.

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RedDevel96 5

Whoa whoa I work at McDonald's and we do have to go through training so I assume it's more extensive training plus if you don't know how to use a tool it's better to ask someone to show you...in most cases anyway

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GnomeInSpace 11

#65, Think again.

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xLIGHTS_fml 23

#69 yeah after you get the job. Usually they train you AFTER you got the job. At least you aren't being a douche about it though.

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GnomeInSpace 11

#83, he is talking about McDonald's though.

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omgwthilu 20

It should be a relief you didn't get the job.

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borntoperform 14

Ya it's such a relief to have no idea how you're gonna support yourself...

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larrena2377 26

But it is a relief to know he won't be working with people who aren't safety conscious

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omgwthilu 20

It's better than getting the job only to end up with a worse accident and injury, since their existing employees don't seem to be experienced.

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bosox29 14

sorry OP but you can't claim worker's comp. but if i were you i would have shot him back especially if i didn't get the job.

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lexxiii 17

I guess you didn't nail the interview after all.

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rbalboa76 5

At least you add that to your resume.

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jsp16 24

Getting shot by a nail gun on a resume? Where is he gonna get a job using that? A human pincushion job at the circus?

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rbalboa76 5

I was joking. I hope you get that.

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deep_derp 9

Wow he really nailed it on that instruction!

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