The boss literally scared the piss out of him.

28: Yep. That IS what the FML says.

I'm sorry #28, I didn't see that.

OP deserved it for getting a graveyard job

It's a figure if speech to"scare the piss out of someone". It's rare, however, that it happens for real.

#39 dude we get it he pissed himself thanks captain obvious

Dude stop now while you're only at two buried comments. If you comment again, OP's boss is going to show up and personally escort you somewhere dark.

Luckily he wasn't literally scared the shit out of.

1: No need. OP already works at the Hotel California.

29, read your own profile and move on.

Agreed #3 Even if OP managed to get to The Winchester, I still don't think he would last very long..

It's hard to get paid if you shoot your boss.

Fight or flight.. We know which one OP is

Actually... neither. Unless you count the urge to keep your pants dry 'cuz OP certainly fought that.

Shaun of the Dead reference anyone....?

I'm the opposite, I punch things when I get scared. Much to the chagrin of the poor bastards that dress up in Halloween outfits in July at the fair and jump out to scare people.

#33 if you know that things like scare actors are going to jump you in certain places (theme parks for example) on/near Halloween, and your bad habit it to punch people, you should really just stay home then because that is not a good reaction to have. Especially if you know they are going to jump out at you and you still go then that is still your fault. I work at Great America and one thing we are trained to know, especially at Halloween time, is that if "you don't touch us scare actors then we won't touch you."

#69, did you not read #33's comment? He said people who dress up in Halloween costumes in JULY.

#69 didn't read my comment at all. What kind of person runs around a fair in July scaring random people. I'm not going to sit at home because some idiots think that's a good idea. If you want to dress up and do that do it in October in a haunted house. I'm honestly really surprised that OPs boss hasn't been clobbered a few times. I know plenty of people who will punch/kick first when something jumps out and scares them. Even friends at surprise birthday parties.

He sounds like a dick.

How is OPs boss a dick? Most people would call this a joke, pranking, hazing or banter. When you're old enough to get a job you'll find it's a fairly common occurrence in the workplace as part of an initiation prank/rite.